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River
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catgirl who barks. fighting the universe. poly. lesbian. falls in love easily. sometimes writes. she/her/it/its. 38. minors dni.

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americans explaining a layer cake: imagine a burger
July 17, 2025 at 12:03 PM
so bird site is going well obviously. changed how likes and retweets appear/work. the "everything" app is failing to even do the very basics any more
May 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i guess i'll do this
May 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oh right, i never posted about it here. new bio dropped.
February 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
met two moots yesterday for coffee. it was very nice, they are both lovely
December 19, 2024 at 3:47 PM
i haven't posted much here about my uk trip but just had a really good sausage roll and i just want to say. everyone stop telling people to go to greggs and americans who go to the uk, get a good sausage roll, you deserve something that looks and tastes like this.
December 18, 2024 at 12:23 PM
lots of walking today, picked up pie and mash for lunch 🇬🇧 and after that i'm taking a nap
December 16, 2024 at 12:59 PM
38 :)
December 15, 2024 at 12:36 PM
it was good, needed some salt, but overall 7/10. black pudding, kind of meh on. it didn't taste like anything. i'm betting most people have an issue with the texture since it's soft.
December 13, 2024 at 9:53 AM
i'm officially in the UK and have walked nearly 5000 steps today and most of them were at the airport. i am really dehydrated though. drinking water and going to get a shower before heading off to museums. 10000 steps yesterday and over 11000 calories burned.
December 11, 2024 at 10:27 AM
i'm sorry, i shouldn't have done that to you. is this better? 🙂
December 9, 2024 at 11:50 AM
soo close!
December 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
🥺
December 8, 2024 at 9:08 PM
going to ikea to buy a blåhaj, not because i'm trans and not so i can cuddle it, but so that i can gut it and make a winter coat for Walter.
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 PM
apple music 3:
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
apple music 2:
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
apple music:
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
spotify 2:
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
spotify:
December 4, 2024 at 6:22 PM
ONE WEEK!
December 3, 2024 at 4:59 PM
lol, noticed the time said now and it lined up perfectly
December 1, 2024 at 4:27 AM
every so often i check clearsky to see what lists i'm on and i just noticed for the first time that this list that i've been on since the beginning of the year has the stupidest description ever.

"People who have made being anti-technology their whole personality"
November 28, 2024 at 11:59 AM
well i got tacos for lunch and thanks to taco bell parking me instead of me staying at the window for another minute for my food i now have an insurance claim and a damaged car.
November 27, 2024 at 6:02 PM
ok… i'm not surprised by this at all tbh
November 27, 2024 at 12:58 PM
why not?
November 26, 2024 at 1:53 AM