Grandpa Energy
@collagenfailure.bsky.social
Queer Gender Elusive Disabled AuDHD Anti-fascist Anti-genocide
Get off my lawn
Get off my lawn
Good lord I thought that said ‘fart night’ 😆
July 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Good lord I thought that said ‘fart night’ 😆
My friends in Panama turned me on to you. I live in Parkrose. It’s a weird world.
July 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My friends in Panama turned me on to you. I live in Parkrose. It’s a weird world.
I mean, those butts, they are so good.
July 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I mean, those butts, they are so good.
All those gators will be fighting each other over territory 😉
July 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
All those gators will be fighting each other over territory 😉
Although, the 147 bushels of apples should keep you super drunk all year
June 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Although, the 147 bushels of apples should keep you super drunk all year
I’ve seen coyotes just trotting down Fremont in the middle of the day. I love this neighborhood, on our block we have skunks, raccoons, squirrels, bunnies, and a murder of crows that we are slowly training into an army.
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’ve seen coyotes just trotting down Fremont in the middle of the day. I love this neighborhood, on our block we have skunks, raccoons, squirrels, bunnies, and a murder of crows that we are slowly training into an army.
Sliding into middle age like a boss
May 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sliding into middle age like a boss
I saved my friend last year who had a cardiac arrest in a swimming pool. 3 minutes of cpr and we got him back.
May 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I saved my friend last year who had a cardiac arrest in a swimming pool. 3 minutes of cpr and we got him back.
Sounds like my abusive mother
May 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Sounds like my abusive mother
Imagine his tiny baby hands on that body 😂
May 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Imagine his tiny baby hands on that body 😂
I climbed hallway walls and door jams.
April 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I climbed hallway walls and door jams.
I choose the pat down *because* I’m super gay.
April 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I choose the pat down *because* I’m super gay.
Choking is the #1 indicator that will (or has) murder(ed) an intimate partner. He needs to be put down.
March 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Choking is the #1 indicator that will (or has) murder(ed) an intimate partner. He needs to be put down.
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What, and I can’t stress this enough, the actual f*ck is wrong with you?
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What, and I can’t stress this enough, the actual f*ck is wrong with you?
What, and I can’t stress this enough, the actual f*ck is wrong with you?
March 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
What, and I can’t stress this enough, the actual f*ck is wrong with you?