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Last, but certainly not least:

-“outside of music” sentence is definitely the most interesting part of your bio
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
-“has won multiple prestigious competitions” - one of them is your school’s concerto competition, and the other is your only legitimate claim to fame
-“champion of new music” - you were the only one gullible enough to say yes to the local student composer population
October 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
-“interested in under-represented composers” = learned one Florence Price piece when every one else started doing it in 2020
-“medalist in ___ competition” - definitely did not come in first
-“faculty at _____ university/conservatory” - taught a few non-major lessons as a grad student

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October 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
-“shared the stage with members of ____ Symphony ” - played in one chamber group with a colleague who actually went on to get a job
-“studied with” someone you had two lessons with at a summer festival in 2019
-at least four or five more name-drops with tenuous at best connections

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October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
-“performed in Carnegie Hall” (your school orchestra rented it out and you were in the back of the second violins)
-“international performing career” (your youth orchestra went on tour somewhere in Europe 12 years ago)
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October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM