Wife and I took a trip to Belgium two years ago - imagine the default beer being this good every day. Absolute heaven.

"Immigration began an unmitigated force for evil the year after my grandparents arrived here." -Matt Walsh, probably

Will there be a mug? I already have too many glasses but I need more mugs to compete with my wife's abundance of mugs

BBID is always my favorite #FCEliminator - a true test of patience and player valuation

I'm getting a little Oliver Platt tbh

If you use the same hotel for a lot of travel, get that co-branded credit card

Chase Sapphire is good for general travel (no foreign fees, great travel insurance, flexible point transfer), but only gives you bonus points for booking through their portal, and booking hotels through 3rd parties is 👎

I am the cutline. It is exhilarating. And terrifying.

Man I must've just missed you at Real Chili. Was literally there yesterday - I work two blocks away!