It was all looking promising until I got to the part where a wood fired hot tub was mentioned. I'm sorry but I won't be staying there due to the fact that toxic wood smoke will inevitably be wafting around this site.

Jason, remember this below?
You never replied. Why?
Show me and indeed others proof as to why you chose to describe me as "The neighbourhood bully".

Air quality has plummeted where I live since "Defra Approved" log burners have been installed in this smokeless zone. The air now stinks of burning wood every winter. Wood smoke is carcinogenic. You know that! Advocating for more log burners is totally irresponsible and dangerous to public health.