Colincvs
@colinsortiz.bsky.social
Director of Humanized (@humanizedshow)
NOW STREAMING on @watchdust
filmmaker / doc photo
NOW STREAMING on @watchdust
filmmaker / doc photo
Dad: That woman looks like Nicole Kidman.
Me: It can’t be, she’s in France.
Dad: Why do you know that?
Me: It can’t be, she’s in France.
Dad: Why do you know that?
April 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Dad: That woman looks like Nicole Kidman.
Me: It can’t be, she’s in France.
Dad: Why do you know that?
Me: It can’t be, she’s in France.
Dad: Why do you know that?
You get to exhale now, Avril Lavigne.
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You get to exhale now, Avril Lavigne.
“Horrible, if true…” has become apart of my lexicon in truly insidious ways.
April 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“Horrible, if true…” has become apart of my lexicon in truly insidious ways.
This is the best cigarette of my life!
April 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is the best cigarette of my life!
Spelling MDMa like IMDb
April 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Spelling MDMa like IMDb
Jennifer Tilly was silent.
April 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Jennifer Tilly was silent.
westboro baptist church parody:
Everything is… PORNOGRAPHIC, oh!
Everything is… PORNOGRAPHIC, oh!
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
westboro baptist church parody:
Everything is… PORNOGRAPHIC, oh!
Everything is… PORNOGRAPHIC, oh!
It's 11:30am, idk anyone else feeling kind of liberated?
April 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's 11:30am, idk anyone else feeling kind of liberated?
I’m not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean?
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’m not aware of too many things. I know what I know, if you know what I mean?
Only fuck ass losers vote for Andrew Cuomo
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Only fuck ass losers vote for Andrew Cuomo
They wheeled me into the procedure room today and my doctors were listening to slipknot.
March 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
They wheeled me into the procedure room today and my doctors were listening to slipknot.
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"Woke just means you give a damn about other people."
— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards
— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Woke just means you give a damn about other people."
— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards
— Jane Fonda accepting the Life Achievement Award at the SAG Awards
Everytime I sing “Please Please Please” it sounds like I’m begging to hit the note, because I am.
February 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Everytime I sing “Please Please Please” it sounds like I’m begging to hit the note, because I am.
Post Production Data I/O is the macro data refinement of film production.
February 23, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Post Production Data I/O is the macro data refinement of film production.
Embrace dark woke, misgender your dad.
February 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Embrace dark woke, misgender your dad.
I never want to get into a yearning off with Lily Gladstone. You win. Good game.
February 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I never want to get into a yearning off with Lily Gladstone. You win. Good game.
I missed seeing melanie lynskey play a woman who has canonically killed and eaten a person, but also gets anxiety in the super market.
February 18, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I missed seeing melanie lynskey play a woman who has canonically killed and eaten a person, but also gets anxiety in the super market.
There is an epidemic of people who think describing the concept for a show is scathing critique or analysis.
February 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
There is an epidemic of people who think describing the concept for a show is scathing critique or analysis.
Me at least twice a day for no particular reason
February 18, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Me at least twice a day for no particular reason
The other night I was desperate for someone, anyone, to play Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The other night I was desperate for someone, anyone, to play Belgian techno anthem “Pump Up The Jam.”
still can’t believe the thing that’s destroying US democracy is called fucking doge.
February 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
still can’t believe the thing that’s destroying US democracy is called fucking doge.
At a restaurant and this woman comes out in a ski jacket and says “ooh, it gets cold in the mountains.”
Lady, this is Anaheim.
Lady, this is Anaheim.
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
At a restaurant and this woman comes out in a ski jacket and says “ooh, it gets cold in the mountains.”
Lady, this is Anaheim.
Lady, this is Anaheim.
Fell asleep listening to blood meridian last night
January 24, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Fell asleep listening to blood meridian last night
The first nationwide protest of the second Trump administration. Angelenos came together to demand relief for the victims of the LA wildfire.
“The ruling class will kill us and blame the wind.” — Artists Against Apartheid speaker Jazz Peck
“The ruling class will kill us and blame the wind.” — Artists Against Apartheid speaker Jazz Peck
January 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
The first nationwide protest of the second Trump administration. Angelenos came together to demand relief for the victims of the LA wildfire.
“The ruling class will kill us and blame the wind.” — Artists Against Apartheid speaker Jazz Peck
“The ruling class will kill us and blame the wind.” — Artists Against Apartheid speaker Jazz Peck