Colin J. Mason
@colinjmason.bsky.social
Catholic atheist. Father. Partner. Filmmaker. Scribbler. Occasional musician. I bow to no king.
https://linktr.ee/colinjmason
https://linktr.ee/colinjmason
Man, Mad Max can still throw a baseball.
November 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Man, Mad Max can still throw a baseball.
PAID MODELING OPPORTUNITY:
I need a woman, 65-90, THIS WEEKEND for a very short photoshoot in Baltimore, MD. All the model would need to do is pose beside our lead actor as his wife for a few key production photos.
PAID $$$
DM me if interested (pic for visibility)
I need a woman, 65-90, THIS WEEKEND for a very short photoshoot in Baltimore, MD. All the model would need to do is pose beside our lead actor as his wife for a few key production photos.
PAID $$$
DM me if interested (pic for visibility)
October 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
PAID MODELING OPPORTUNITY:
I need a woman, 65-90, THIS WEEKEND for a very short photoshoot in Baltimore, MD. All the model would need to do is pose beside our lead actor as his wife for a few key production photos.
PAID $$$
DM me if interested (pic for visibility)
I need a woman, 65-90, THIS WEEKEND for a very short photoshoot in Baltimore, MD. All the model would need to do is pose beside our lead actor as his wife for a few key production photos.
PAID $$$
DM me if interested (pic for visibility)
One week left of the River Maid campaign! Nows the time to push, especially since an anonymous donor has promised us a $750 Matching Matching Gift Challenge. So spread the word!
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#indiefilm #rivermaid #seedandsparkcampaign #seedandspark
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#indiefilm #rivermaid #seedandsparkcampaign #seedandspark
October 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
One week left of the River Maid campaign! Nows the time to push, especially since an anonymous donor has promised us a $750 Matching Matching Gift Challenge. So spread the word!
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#indiefilm #rivermaid #seedandsparkcampaign #seedandspark
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#indiefilm #rivermaid #seedandsparkcampaign #seedandspark
Our campaign for River Maid has a week left. I couldn't be more excited about this project, especially since I get to include footage from the actual movie in the pitch video now! Check it out and donate if you can, or at the very least spread the word! seedandspark.com/fund/river-m...
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Our campaign for River Maid has a week left. I couldn't be more excited about this project, especially since I get to include footage from the actual movie in the pitch video now! Check it out and donate if you can, or at the very least spread the word! seedandspark.com/fund/river-m...
Welp. They finally got their Horst Wessel. It's been fun, democracy.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Welp. They finally got their Horst Wessel. It's been fun, democracy.
If you care about free speech, you should care about this, regardless of where you are on the political spectrum.
Except, of course, if where you are is "only I get to talk, everyone else must be silent." If that's the case, you're gonna love this.
#jimmykimmel #kimmel #charliekirk #kirk
Except, of course, if where you are is "only I get to talk, everyone else must be silent." If that's the case, you're gonna love this.
#jimmykimmel #kimmel #charliekirk #kirk
September 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If you care about free speech, you should care about this, regardless of where you are on the political spectrum.
Except, of course, if where you are is "only I get to talk, everyone else must be silent." If that's the case, you're gonna love this.
#jimmykimmel #kimmel #charliekirk #kirk
Except, of course, if where you are is "only I get to talk, everyone else must be silent." If that's the case, you're gonna love this.
#jimmykimmel #kimmel #charliekirk #kirk
The algorithm served this to me this afternoon. I'm curious what the takeaway is supposed to be. Like, is it actually possible for men/boys to do anything correctly, or should we just collectively walk into the ocean?
August 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The algorithm served this to me this afternoon. I'm curious what the takeaway is supposed to be. Like, is it actually possible for men/boys to do anything correctly, or should we just collectively walk into the ocean?
This one has been in the works for almost 12 years now, and it's perhaps the most personal thing I've ever attempted to put on the screen. I'm very excited.
Many thanks to the ever-talented @benhatke.bsky.social for his gorgeous work on this poster.
Many thanks to the ever-talented @benhatke.bsky.social for his gorgeous work on this poster.
July 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This one has been in the works for almost 12 years now, and it's perhaps the most personal thing I've ever attempted to put on the screen. I'm very excited.
Many thanks to the ever-talented @benhatke.bsky.social for his gorgeous work on this poster.
Many thanks to the ever-talented @benhatke.bsky.social for his gorgeous work on this poster.
Hey! I’m making a short film and need someone with special effects makeup or creature design skills. It’s not overly complex but beyond my abilities. This is a passion project, but we’ll pay for time and materials. If you’d love to see your work on film, let’s chat!
Pic for vibes/reference.
Pic for vibes/reference.
July 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Hey! I’m making a short film and need someone with special effects makeup or creature design skills. It’s not overly complex but beyond my abilities. This is a passion project, but we’ll pay for time and materials. If you’d love to see your work on film, let’s chat!
Pic for vibes/reference.
Pic for vibes/reference.
Mother Nature has had enough of our bullshit.
July 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Mother Nature has had enough of our bullshit.
Sometimes people say they are "neither liberal or conservative." There's a word for those types of people, and that word is "conservative."
July 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Sometimes people say they are "neither liberal or conservative." There's a word for those types of people, and that word is "conservative."
I'm not a practicing Catholic and haven’t been for years, but Catholicism shaped my upbringing and is still a crucial part of my heritage. This image, posted by the official White House X account, is stomach-turningly disrespectful and should be outrageous to Catholics everywhere.
May 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm not a practicing Catholic and haven’t been for years, but Catholicism shaped my upbringing and is still a crucial part of my heritage. This image, posted by the official White House X account, is stomach-turningly disrespectful and should be outrageous to Catholics everywhere.
What is the world's worst name for a restaurant and why is it this one?
April 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What is the world's worst name for a restaurant and why is it this one?
Watching right-wing influencers discover how capitalism actually works is one of my favorite activities.
April 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Watching right-wing influencers discover how capitalism actually works is one of my favorite activities.
Cory Booker, realizing he had just broken Strom Thurmond's filibuster record of 24 hours and 18 min:
"I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful."
"I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful."
April 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cory Booker, realizing he had just broken Strom Thurmond's filibuster record of 24 hours and 18 min:
"I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful."
"I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people were more powerful."
If you want to feel better about America, go watch your local public high school put on a production of Hadestown.
March 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
If you want to feel better about America, go watch your local public high school put on a production of Hadestown.
Happy Holi, Hindu friends!
March 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Happy Holi, Hindu friends!
5 years ago, I stood with thousands of others, watching this street be painted with the words "Black lives matter." Today I stood in the same spot, staring in disbelief at the deliberate destruction of that message...because congressional Republicans threatened to withhold city funding otherwise.
March 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
5 years ago, I stood with thousands of others, watching this street be painted with the words "Black lives matter." Today I stood in the same spot, staring in disbelief at the deliberate destruction of that message...because congressional Republicans threatened to withhold city funding otherwise.
Handy translation: "I don't have the authority to demand this of federal workers and their bosses know this and it would be a catastrophic security breach anyway so I'm going to make tough guy noises so my supporters and the incels at the Daily Wire think I'm being Tough On The Deep State."
February 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Handy translation: "I don't have the authority to demand this of federal workers and their bosses know this and it would be a catastrophic security breach anyway so I'm going to make tough guy noises so my supporters and the incels at the Daily Wire think I'm being Tough On The Deep State."
This is not only illegal, it's unenforceable on its face.
Federal workers: DO. NOT. COMPLY.
Federal workers: DO. NOT. COMPLY.
February 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This is not only illegal, it's unenforceable on its face.
Federal workers: DO. NOT. COMPLY.
Federal workers: DO. NOT. COMPLY.
Lincoln Memorial: Saturday, February 22nd, 2025. Rally to mark 3 years since Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Слава Україні.
#ukraine #standwithukraine🇺🇦
#protest #dc
Слава Україні.
#ukraine #standwithukraine🇺🇦
#protest #dc
February 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lincoln Memorial: Saturday, February 22nd, 2025. Rally to mark 3 years since Russia's invasion of Ukraine.
Слава Україні.
#ukraine #standwithukraine🇺🇦
#protest #dc
Слава Україні.
#ukraine #standwithukraine🇺🇦
#protest #dc
The White House X account just posted this image and explicitly referred to Trump as a king. If you don't believe me, go look for yourself.
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."
- Benjamin Franklin
February 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The White House X account just posted this image and explicitly referred to Trump as a king. If you don't believe me, go look for yourself.
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."
- Benjamin Franklin
"Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God."
- Benjamin Franklin