matt cawthon
@colinclovt.bsky.social
📍 nyc. grill dad. i like movies, public transportation, horror, books, sports, jesus, rock ‘n roll, and taylor swift. go hoos. 🏳️🌈 won’t get too wild, but sometimes NSFW. 🔞
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At a brewery in VA Beach getting amped for All Time Low tonight, first town I ever saw them in like… 18 years ago.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
At a brewery in VA Beach getting amped for All Time Low tonight, first town I ever saw them in like… 18 years ago.
Lay down a few hours ago after my morning on the train and immediately clonked out, just woke up unsure who or where or why I am. The power of a hotel bed
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Lay down a few hours ago after my morning on the train and immediately clonked out, just woke up unsure who or where or why I am. The power of a hotel bed
Unfortunately today’s snow flurries and the frigid winds carried to me the siren song of Christmas movies, and I was too weak to resist. (I just watched Gremlins.)
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Unfortunately today’s snow flurries and the frigid winds carried to me the siren song of Christmas movies, and I was too weak to resist. (I just watched Gremlins.)
Shoutout to the women in front of me at Bat Boy: The Musical who turned to one another when it ended and said, “Not the happiest show, is it?” “Really quite sad.”
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Shoutout to the women in front of me at Bat Boy: The Musical who turned to one another when it ended and said, “Not the happiest show, is it?” “Really quite sad.”
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i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
i hope to see enterprising democrats announce their intent to retire schumer and gillibrand over the next two years.
Happy Halloween! Technically this counts as a #jocktober post. 🧛🏻♂️
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Happy Halloween! Technically this counts as a #jocktober post. 🧛🏻♂️
Everything we’ve seen and learned so far about this movie suggests they’ve really run out of steam here, and this trailer does not inspire confidence. Ah, well!
SCREAM 7 will be slashing its way into theaters on February 27, 2026, and Paramount has unleashed the official trailer in celebration of Halloween Eve.
‘Scream 7’ Trailer – Sidney Prescott Battles Ghostface Alongside Daughter Tatum Prescott
Scream 7 will be slashing its way into theaters on February 27, 2026, and Paramount has unleashed the official trailer in celebration of Halloween Eve. Watch it down below! Neve Campbell is back as Si...
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October 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Everything we’ve seen and learned so far about this movie suggests they’ve really run out of steam here, and this trailer does not inspire confidence. Ah, well!
Had such a great time at When We Were Young yesterday. Been wanting to go since year one and it didn’t disappoint. Emo never dies, live music forever.
October 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Had such a great time at When We Were Young yesterday. Been wanting to go since year one and it didn’t disappoint. Emo never dies, live music forever.
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I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:
September 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:
Cursed to spend a chunk of every day waiting while coworkers repeatedly fumble around on Teams only to finally say with a chuckle, “Sorry, couldn’t find the mute button.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Cursed to spend a chunk of every day waiting while coworkers repeatedly fumble around on Teams only to finally say with a chuckle, “Sorry, couldn’t find the mute button.”
My Taylor groupchats have moved into the Life of a Showgirl era.
August 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My Taylor groupchats have moved into the Life of a Showgirl era.
Man on Scruff asked, “Do you know the band State Champs?” Sir do I ever.
August 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Man on Scruff asked, “Do you know the band State Champs?” Sir do I ever.
At MetLife Stadium. Got misty-eyed during Thursday, actually cried during Death Cab for Cutie’s set. Suspecting My Chemical Romance will induce heavy sobs. Can’t wait!
August 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
At MetLife Stadium. Got misty-eyed during Thursday, actually cried during Death Cab for Cutie’s set. Suspecting My Chemical Romance will induce heavy sobs. Can’t wait!
Has had me fucked up for the last two hours. Grew up on Black Sabbath, absolutely formative shit. One of my earliest music memories is listening to Paranoid in my dad’s garage. One of the first vinyls I bought when I had my own record player was Blizzard of Ozz.
July 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Has had me fucked up for the last two hours. Grew up on Black Sabbath, absolutely formative shit. One of my earliest music memories is listening to Paranoid in my dad’s garage. One of the first vinyls I bought when I had my own record player was Blizzard of Ozz.
I do think my time today would be better spent at home in a jockstrap playing video games than at the office staring and Jira and Outlook and release notes
July 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I do think my time today would be better spent at home in a jockstrap playing video games than at the office staring and Jira and Outlook and release notes
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the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does
June 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the president does not actually have the power to fire a university president or a museum director, but if elites simply roll over under pressure, then effectively he does
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
“august” by Taylor Swift and “Thunder” by Boys Like Girls. Fucking hits.
June 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
“august” by Taylor Swift and “Thunder” by Boys Like Girls. Fucking hits.
It’s been all weekend. Today included! (Ignore my sunburn.)
June 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s been all weekend. Today included! (Ignore my sunburn.)
Wearing a jockstrap under my outfit to both days of Warped just in case
June 15, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Wearing a jockstrap under my outfit to both days of Warped just in case
Pride month should mean that I never have to put pants on.
June 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Pride month should mean that I never have to put pants on.
We’re reaching levels of “so fucking back” previously thought unachievable.
‘FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES’ opens with $51M domestically
• Biggest opening for a R-rated horror movie this decade
• Biggest opening for a Final Destination movie ever
Read our review: bit.ly/FinalDF
• Biggest opening for a R-rated horror movie this decade
• Biggest opening for a Final Destination movie ever
Read our review: bit.ly/FinalDF
May 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We’re reaching levels of “so fucking back” previously thought unachievable.
Seated in a movie theatre for a Final Destination movie for the first time since 2011 and I’m not saying I’m gonna shed a few tears of joy but also, like, maybe!
May 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Seated in a movie theatre for a Final Destination movie for the first time since 2011 and I’m not saying I’m gonna shed a few tears of joy but also, like, maybe!
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In honor of Clown in a Cornfield, I ranked the scariest onscreen clowns for @vulture.com.
The Scariest Onscreen Clowns, Ranked
Are you more freaked out by a clown with razor-sharp CGI teeth or one who looks like he’s coming from a kid’s birthday party?
www.vulture.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In honor of Clown in a Cornfield, I ranked the scariest onscreen clowns for @vulture.com.