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Col
@colinaustin.bsky.social
Nobody really cares to hear my opinions. That's why I type them out.

I totaled my parents' 1979 Dodge St. Regis when I was 17, nearly identical to the car above. This account is dedicated to "Reege."
Sundoning
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
October 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
October 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Keep the files secret, no matter what it takes.
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
He's a demented ghoul
September 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
He loves him
September 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
September 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
September 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Tom Homan Halloween masks are available at your local grocery store meat section.
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The next Southpark looks interesting.
September 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Even today, he's special on somebody's list.
September 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So, thanks for having us over for turkey day. We're both experiencing nature's cleanse at the moment. Cher's evacuating so many parasites right now in your upstairs bathroom. She's going to feel amazing when she comes back down. You know, the Norovirus has really gotten a bad name in recent years...
September 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
September 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
September 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Weekend at Donny's
September 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
September 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nobody made a big stink the first time cracker barrel changed its logo.
August 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He pays teen boys to cuckhold him with his wife with kisses and trump coin.
August 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tom Homan party masks are available at your local grocer's deli.
August 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
August 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Heil Shitler!
August 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
August 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
ARE YOU 11 YEARS OLD? Fuck, you're the dumbest sob I've experienced online in a decade.
August 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Man, you are a stone cold loser if you need to defend a piece of shit scumbag like Kyle Rittenhouse 👍.
August 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM