Cole
@colezilla04.bsky.social
Just a 21 year old that’s in too many fandoms. Bisexual
Ethan: I was thinking mixing it with a bit of pibby too
August 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Ethan: I was thinking mixing it with a bit of pibby too
Ethan: I need to find a thing that Joshua would like but I don’t know what
August 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Ethan: I need to find a thing that Joshua would like but I don’t know what
*Joshus finally caught up to him*
Ethan: I need your help
Ethan: I need your help
August 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*Joshus finally caught up to him*
Ethan: I need your help
Ethan: I need your help
*Ethan was frantically trying to find stuff for Joshus’s birthday*
*cues to speedfunk*
*cues to speedfunk*
August 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
*Ethan was frantically trying to find stuff for Joshus’s birthday*
*cues to speedfunk*
*cues to speedfunk*
Ethan: SHIIIIIIIT *runs out of house to the store*
August 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ethan: SHIIIIIIIT *runs out of house to the store*
Ethan: hardy har har. What do you want
August 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Ethan: hardy har har. What do you want
*meanwhile*
Ethan: aw dammit again Tari?!
Tari: hey you know I’m better than you in Mario kart world
*sees Joshus*
Ethan: oh wassup man
Ethan: aw dammit again Tari?!
Tari: hey you know I’m better than you in Mario kart world
*sees Joshus*
Ethan: oh wassup man
August 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*meanwhile*
Ethan: aw dammit again Tari?!
Tari: hey you know I’m better than you in Mario kart world
*sees Joshus*
Ethan: oh wassup man
Ethan: aw dammit again Tari?!
Tari: hey you know I’m better than you in Mario kart world
*sees Joshus*
Ethan: oh wassup man
Thomas: wait… does Ethan know about this
August 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Thomas: wait… does Ethan know about this
Thomas: Hey Josh… what’s going on
August 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Thomas: Hey Josh… what’s going on
*before Joshus’s mom was sipping tea when*
Irl me: YOUR SON IS CAUSING MASS MURDER
Ethan: …YOU GOT HIS MOM!!!
Irl me: OH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BRIGHT IDEAS?!… YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Irl me: YOUR SON IS CAUSING MASS MURDER
Ethan: …YOU GOT HIS MOM!!!
Irl me: OH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BRIGHT IDEAS?!… YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
July 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
*before Joshus’s mom was sipping tea when*
Irl me: YOUR SON IS CAUSING MASS MURDER
Ethan: …YOU GOT HIS MOM!!!
Irl me: OH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BRIGHT IDEAS?!… YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Irl me: YOUR SON IS CAUSING MASS MURDER
Ethan: …YOU GOT HIS MOM!!!
Irl me: OH DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BRIGHT IDEAS?!… YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Ethan: OH GOOOOD
*then… nothing… it disappeared*
Ethan: how the
Irl me: *appears* uh your welcome
*then… nothing… it disappeared*
Ethan: how the
Irl me: *appears* uh your welcome
July 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ethan: OH GOOOOD
*then… nothing… it disappeared*
Ethan: how the
Irl me: *appears* uh your welcome
*then… nothing… it disappeared*
Ethan: how the
Irl me: *appears* uh your welcome
Irl me: YES BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
*Meanwhile*
Ethan: CREATOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP
*Meanwhile*
Ethan: CREATOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP
July 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Irl me: YES BUT NOT LIKE THIS.
*Meanwhile*
Ethan: CREATOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP
*Meanwhile*
Ethan: CREATOR WHATEVER YOUR DOING YOU BETTER HURRY THE FUCK UP
Irl me: STOP… THROWING… A… FIIIIIIT *he lets go by accident and falls* ow
July 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Irl me: STOP… THROWING… A… FIIIIIIT *he lets go by accident and falls* ow
Ethan: JUST TAKE THE IPAD OFF HIM
Irl me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IM DOING
*cues to Tug O War*
Irl me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IM DOING
*cues to Tug O War*
July 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Ethan: JUST TAKE THE IPAD OFF HIM
Irl me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IM DOING
*cues to Tug O War*
Irl me: WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINK IM DOING
*cues to Tug O War*
*Ethan pulls Joshus out and they all ran. Ethan then rings his creator*
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Irl me: ITS JOSHUA. HE’S HAVING A FIT AND TRYING TO CORRUPT STARVILLE
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Irl me: ITS JOSHUA. HE’S HAVING A FIT AND TRYING TO CORRUPT STARVILLE
July 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
*Ethan pulls Joshus out and they all ran. Ethan then rings his creator*
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Irl me: ITS JOSHUA. HE’S HAVING A FIT AND TRYING TO CORRUPT STARVILLE
Ethan: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Irl me: ITS JOSHUA. HE’S HAVING A FIT AND TRYING TO CORRUPT STARVILLE
Irl me: OH SHIT
*meanwhile*
Ethan: GUUUYS!!!
*meanwhile*
Ethan: GUUUYS!!!
July 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Irl me: OH SHIT
*meanwhile*
Ethan: GUUUYS!!!
*meanwhile*
Ethan: GUUUYS!!!
Irl me: I’ll do it *he enters through a portal into his room* bro what the fuck is wrong with you. You are having a full on fit
July 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Irl me: I’ll do it *he enters through a portal into his room* bro what the fuck is wrong with you. You are having a full on fit
Irl me: Jesus Christ he’s haven’t a fucking fit
July 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Irl me: Jesus Christ he’s haven’t a fucking fit