Colette Willis
@colettewillis.bsky.social
Ghost writer. Corporeal reader. Semi-solid watcher of stuff.
We are not given to tasteful Christmas decorations in this house, but even I draw the line at a reindeer that looks like raw liver. So arresting in its awfulness it almost horseshoes back around to wonderful. Almost.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We are not given to tasteful Christmas decorations in this house, but even I draw the line at a reindeer that looks like raw liver. So arresting in its awfulness it almost horseshoes back around to wonderful. Almost.
We’re currently hiding in the car 🥲
October 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
We’re currently hiding in the car 🥲
Apparently Dalmatians were often used as circus dogs…
October 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Apparently Dalmatians were often used as circus dogs…
I like this game!
August 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I like this game!
Clogherhead, Louth at 23:13
June 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Clogherhead, Louth at 23:13
Lord Ozzy of Clogherhead would like a word
June 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Lord Ozzy of Clogherhead would like a word
Two years since this skinny freak arrived to turn our lives upside down. Happy Gotcha Day, Jazz. You bring the joy.
May 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Two years since this skinny freak arrived to turn our lives upside down. Happy Gotcha Day, Jazz. You bring the joy.
For the love of Jaysus…
April 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
For the love of Jaysus…
There’s always this:
April 17, 2025 at 9:45 AM
There’s always this:
I’ve made a habit of reading RTE’s astronomy stories, and I am never disappointed.
April 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I’ve made a habit of reading RTE’s astronomy stories, and I am never disappointed.
The best thing about April Fools’ Day is that it’s this joker’s third birthday. #DogsofBluesky
April 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The best thing about April Fools’ Day is that it’s this joker’s third birthday. #DogsofBluesky
Then again, this article has the mysterious passage:
March 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Then again, this article has the mysterious passage:
What a legacy, huh.
March 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What a legacy, huh.
Back on Twitter, I used to have this photo of Ozzy as my pinned tweet because I think he’s the spitting image of Don Draper in it.
February 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Back on Twitter, I used to have this photo of Ozzy as my pinned tweet because I think he’s the spitting image of Don Draper in it.
Editor: Did you mention the James Webb Space Telescope in that article about the asteroid?
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
February 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Editor: Did you mention the James Webb Space Telescope in that article about the asteroid?
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
Journalist: Yeah boss, real fucking sexy, just like you asked.
Good one! My latest conviction is that Betty Gilpin and Rebecca Ferguson are ONE AND THE SAME.
January 29, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Good one! My latest conviction is that Betty Gilpin and Rebecca Ferguson are ONE AND THE SAME.
Goofball extraordinaire
January 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Goofball extraordinaire
Why is my dog’s ass a Juggalo
January 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why is my dog’s ass a Juggalo
We got the last Christmas tree in Termonfeckin. I can confirm that if you lash enough lights and tinsel on, any oul stick will look festive!
December 22, 2024 at 9:54 PM
We got the last Christmas tree in Termonfeckin. I can confirm that if you lash enough lights and tinsel on, any oul stick will look festive!
Turns out Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital is really against birth, which is a new angle:
December 12, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Turns out Our Lady of Lourdes Hospital is really against birth, which is a new angle: