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Colette Moody
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Lesbian romance novelist... progressive... adult beverage enthusiast... sarcastic asshole.
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November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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And so it begins.
November 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A color picture of a massive gathering of Nazis with their swastika flags. Text reads "Never underestimate the danger of large groups of conservative Christians."
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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A delightful and appropriate rendering of a white male doughy pantload in big khaki shorts and with a sock tan, arms akimbo and chin up proudly, reading "May you have the confidence of a mediocre white man." This image is from a greeting card available here: https://www.badbettygreeting.com/product-page/mediocre-white-man
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Tommy Tubervilles, America's dumbest Senator, making either air quotes, or Nixon's hand gesture. Between his fingers it reads "Tuberville: a festering melange of rancid buttholes," though by his simple expression, it's evident that he's too slow to know it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The "truth-o-meter" pegs all the way false.
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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The cover of "The Outlaws of Sherwood" by Robin McKinley
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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The billboard of oculist Dr. TJ Eckleburg, which overlooked the Valley of Ashes in the novel the Great Gatsby, observing the craven moral decay and disregard for others among the opulently wealthy.
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A version of the Twitter community note that reads "Readers added context they thought people might want to know. This person is fucking stupid and should be ignored entirely. Did you find this helpful?"
October 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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The Oregon Trail pixelated wagon and ox, but it says "You listened to Joe Rogan."
October 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Mariska Hargitay from Law & Order SVU looking gobsmacked. The caption reads "stares in especially heinous."
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Like a boss.
Nancy Pelosi, standing strong.
October 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A thumbs up next to text that reads "0 days since men not being disappointing."
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A Facebook update with a thumbs up icon that reads "Coronavirus likes this."
October 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Unlikely.
Trump looking stupid, surrounded by a series of quotes from people he has worked with, confirming what a fucking idiot he is.
October 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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"A lie told once remains a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth." Joseph Goebbels
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Same energy.
A group of shouting pro-segregation demonstrators from the late 1950s. One piece of shit is holding a sign that reads "All I want for Christmas is a clean white school."
October 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Clippy, the anthropomorphic paperclip, offering "It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?"
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I worry how enjoyable it will be once you get in. Will it be a bunch of blonde women who've all had a lot of work done and spit bible verses as you drink? Will anyone be encased in carbonite on the wall?
C3PO and R2D2 at the door of Jabba's palace, trying to gain entry.
September 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party."
The American picture sleeve of the Beatles' 1964 single "I Don't Want to Spoil the Party," the b-side to "Eight Days a Week."
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Clearly no one on WAVY cares enough to tell him what that means.
Emily Blount incredulously staring at the camera, holding her cellphone, likely where she just read about Andy Fox's dumbassery.
September 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Or, take the initiative and get started now.
A graphic of a "do-it-yourself Rapture Machine" which is a catapult flinging an idiot to Jesus.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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What movie do you consider "perfect?"
Cary Grant and Katherine Hepburn in a still from "Bringing Up Baby," where Hepburn breaks the heel off one of her shoes, then limps around saying "I was born on the side of a hill."
September 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Best movie soundtrack? No question.
The amazing soundtrack to the terrible film "Purple Rain," by Prince and the Revolution
September 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM