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Cole Nowicki
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Wrote some books, publish others.
https://colenowicki.com/

A weekly newsletter about skateboarding, the internet, and other means of escape: https://simplemagic.ca/
Was defeated by today’s Brickbanklunchbreak. Dedicating my life to exacting revenge.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The Stupiding of Steve Caballero's Mind
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Worth entering The Spectral Realm for
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Brickbanklunchbreaksunsout w/ @curbisland.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
UPS sent me an email, along with a photo, to let me know they've delivered my package to The Spectral Realm.
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Brickbanklunchbreak: Crisp November Edition
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
That’s one way to break the news
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hell Gate livestream is great. And they're using stills of the Brooklyn Banks during their breaks. Worker-owned media excellence.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKA4...
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Brickbanklunchbreak: I’ll-Take-What-I-Can-Get Edition
November 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I got this in three minutes before the news broke, lol

variety.com/2025/tv/news...
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Brickbanklunchbreak: Autumnal Sunday Edition
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I love how much the SBA loves making stuff up
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Just got off a ten hour flight, excited to get home and shave my entire head so I can complete this stellar James Cole look from 12 Monkeys, which I watched while somewhere over the Atlantic
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
In more strange SBA news, the organization uploaded a promotional video to Instagram that includes a quote attributed to senior ESPN writer Alyssa Roenigk.

Roenigk would confirm with me that the quote is not from her.
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Celebrity sightings
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Palace of Versailles or Street League…
October 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Also, some anniversary swag <3

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October 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I tried to extend them grace, but the SBA sharing a Shredder News post about Skechers on Instagram... washed
September 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
At least put some effort in. Rookie-grade fraud (allegedly).
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It's also awesome to make a highly polished hype video for your logo refresh and the new logo is somehow less inspired than the previous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VCR...
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The X Games announced the "dawn of a new era" this morning. To be fair, they didn't say that era would be good

xgames.com/news/x-games...
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Oh
September 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Something just feels right about this
September 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Anyhow, this morning, the SBA announced on Instagram that Boo Johnson will be their league's "commissioner."

Not sure if that's good or bad, but it doesn't inspire confidence when presented like this:
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One of the things I keep coming back to with this story is the SBA sharing an "excerpt" from what is obviously a fabricated article purporting to be from the Sports Business Journal on their Instagram.

The lack of effort put into the public-facing side of this project is genuinely surprising.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM