Methodologically Promiscuous
@colemanvibritannia.bsky.social
Thirty-something Kinsey 6. 🏳️🌈🦦 Washington, DC = 🏡
*VERY* NSFW. You must be 18+ to ride this ride. 🎢 Prefer the lower bunk. ↕️⬇️
If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see here. 🙅🏻♂️ Unless you want to. 😶😏
*VERY* NSFW. You must be 18+ to ride this ride. 🎢 Prefer the lower bunk. ↕️⬇️
If you know me offline, move along, go away, nothing to see here. 🙅🏻♂️ Unless you want to. 😶😏
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025
December 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Quote this post with your four best pics of 2025
If I had to pick four alt Christmas movies…
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If I had to pick four alt Christmas movies…
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
- A Garfield Christmas Special
- Batman Returns
- Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
- Die Hard
Obligatory selfie.
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Obligatory selfie.
My roommate, who has been a good friend of mine for several years long before we lived together, knows me far too well and got me this for Christmas.
December 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My roommate, who has been a good friend of mine for several years long before we lived together, knows me far too well and got me this for Christmas.
At the seams.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
At the seams.
Full right photo, taken last week.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Full right photo, taken last week.
Full left photo, taken when I was in college by a very beloved friend who is no longer living.
December 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Full left photo, taken when I was in college by a very beloved friend who is no longer living.
2011 to 2025. Let the rain wash away your lost days.
December 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
2011 to 2025. Let the rain wash away your lost days.
And some hole for the holidays.
December 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And some hole for the holidays.
If there is any doubt as to how much and how far back of a #BSG fan I am, I have had this for ten years and watched the series from beginning to end while it was airing. From the first part of the miniseries on the night of 12/8/2003 to Daybreak Part II 3/20/2009.
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If there is any doubt as to how much and how far back of a #BSG fan I am, I have had this for ten years and watched the series from beginning to end while it was airing. From the first part of the miniseries on the night of 12/8/2003 to Daybreak Part II 3/20/2009.
This picture is two months old and I don’t know why I didn’t post it then because it turned out pretty decent.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This picture is two months old and I don’t know why I didn’t post it then because it turned out pretty decent.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint.
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint.
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
From werking remote at a cafe last week. 👨🏻💻
Post the last 4 games you played.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Post the last 4 games you played.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
Currently playing Tears of the Kingdom and replaying Resident Evil 1.
Steam and mirrors.
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Steam and mirrors.
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the timeline.
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 AM
How big are you? Quote skeet to cleanse the timeline.
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
6’0” / 183 cm
145 lbs / 66 kg
Throwback to November-December 2020 when I was living in NYC with pretty punk COVID hair.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Throwback to November-December 2020 when I was living in NYC with pretty punk COVID hair.
Leathaaa jacket.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Leathaaa jacket.
Taking an app hiatus. ✌🏻😌
October 28, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Taking an app hiatus. ✌🏻😌
Quote you from a different era.
Circa 2009, freshman year of college (and yes, I was over 18). So many lifetimes ago.
Circa 2009, freshman year of college (and yes, I was over 18). So many lifetimes ago.
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Quote you from a different era.
Circa 2009, freshman year of college (and yes, I was over 18). So many lifetimes ago.
Circa 2009, freshman year of college (and yes, I was over 18). So many lifetimes ago.
Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)
Honestly, I have always despised the term “gay death”. I prefer Gay Resurrected: single, over 30, been through and overcome some shit in life, but now free and fiery hot like a phoenix. 🐦🔥💅🏻
Honestly, I have always despised the term “gay death”. I prefer Gay Resurrected: single, over 30, been through and overcome some shit in life, but now free and fiery hot like a phoenix. 🐦🔥💅🏻
October 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)
Honestly, I have always despised the term “gay death”. I prefer Gay Resurrected: single, over 30, been through and overcome some shit in life, but now free and fiery hot like a phoenix. 🐦🔥💅🏻
Honestly, I have always despised the term “gay death”. I prefer Gay Resurrected: single, over 30, been through and overcome some shit in life, but now free and fiery hot like a phoenix. 🐦🔥💅🏻
Every inch, throb, and drop here please. 🥵
October 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Every inch, throb, and drop here please. 🥵
Bang.
October 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bang.
One of my favorite rides to take. 😈
October 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
One of my favorite rides to take. 😈