coleman spilde
@colemanjspilde.bsky.social
critic for work. silly beautiful guy for life.
coleman getting back in bluesky
April 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
coleman getting back in bluesky
should i try to get back on here. i’m trying to get back on here. i’m also trying to get off social monday to friday. girl i’m trying to go full 2004 i want two hours of screen time a day and to only use it to play cartoon network dot com games
April 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
should i try to get back on here. i’m trying to get back on here. i’m also trying to get off social monday to friday. girl i’m trying to go full 2004 i want two hours of screen time a day and to only use it to play cartoon network dot com games
i have been horribly neglectful of this platform which i hope to change in 2025. but first, here’s jlo’s brilliant mind singing a mashup of auld lang syne and live it up.
January 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
i have been horribly neglectful of this platform which i hope to change in 2025. but first, here’s jlo’s brilliant mind singing a mashup of auld lang syne and live it up.
(sorry i accidentally deleted the original post. doing great here!) i’ll be covering culture at large along the way (i’m nosy!), but no matter what, i promise to bring you pieces that will make you think, laugh, fume, smile, and maybe even cry, right here: www.salon.com/writer/colem...
November 27, 2024 at 12:21 AM
(sorry i accidentally deleted the original post. doing great here!) i’ll be covering culture at large along the way (i’m nosy!), but no matter what, i promise to bring you pieces that will make you think, laugh, fume, smile, and maybe even cry, right here: www.salon.com/writer/colem...
personal news! next week i’m joining the culture team @salonnewsroom.bsky.social as a senior staff writer, where i’ll be tightening the scope of my criticism and analysis to film. i’m so grateful and even more excited to keep writing with empathy and wit about my favorite art form in the world.
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
personal news! next week i’m joining the culture team @salonnewsroom.bsky.social as a senior staff writer, where i’ll be tightening the scope of my criticism and analysis to film. i’m so grateful and even more excited to keep writing with empathy and wit about my favorite art form in the world.
it’s ridiculously serious
November 24, 2024 at 5:05 PM
it’s ridiculously serious
is bluesky a place that will be responsive to my latest crush aka this guy i saw hosting an hgtv show my boyfriend’s mom was watching
November 24, 2024 at 4:48 PM
is bluesky a place that will be responsive to my latest crush aka this guy i saw hosting an hgtv show my boyfriend’s mom was watching
had a productive meeting and filed a review (assuming everyone has already marked their calendars for monday when i announce news) and though those both brought me great joy, nothing can compare to taking in the latest lindsay lohan holiday “spectacular” on the couch with a beloved friend
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
had a productive meeting and filed a review (assuming everyone has already marked their calendars for monday when i announce news) and though those both brought me great joy, nothing can compare to taking in the latest lindsay lohan holiday “spectacular” on the couch with a beloved friend
‘wicked’ manages to be both fun and insightful without veering into storytelling that’s corny or preachy. it smartly dissects who has power and how it’s wielded, with a fantastic comedic turn from ariana grande and a solid emotional center in cynthia erivo www.salon.com/2024/11/19/w...
November 19, 2024 at 8:25 PM
‘wicked’ manages to be both fun and insightful without veering into storytelling that’s corny or preachy. it smartly dissects who has power and how it’s wielded, with a fantastic comedic turn from ariana grande and a solid emotional center in cynthia erivo www.salon.com/2024/11/19/w...
wearing this to the premiere of my latest review which you can read oh so soon
November 19, 2024 at 7:42 PM
wearing this to the premiere of my latest review which you can read oh so soon
this benefits me in ways you can’t imagine
November 18, 2024 at 2:24 PM
this benefits me in ways you can’t imagine
autumn morning color yaaaayyy
November 18, 2024 at 2:10 PM
autumn morning color yaaaayyy
enjoying both the rhyme and the reality of being a bluesky reply guy
November 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
enjoying both the rhyme and the reality of being a bluesky reply guy
went to the store for a lemon and got light eggnog, a celsius, and meatless ground beef but no lemon……..
November 17, 2024 at 12:19 AM
went to the store for a lemon and got light eggnog, a celsius, and meatless ground beef but no lemon……..
was gonna do the entire thing and add banging sounds on the wall and breathy thrusts but i have to go work out so
November 16, 2024 at 10:28 PM
was gonna do the entire thing and add banging sounds on the wall and breathy thrusts but i have to go work out so
was just laying around so i did a foley work edit of a gaga tiktok because i wanted to use it as a reaction vid
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
was just laying around so i did a foley work edit of a gaga tiktok because i wanted to use it as a reaction vid
me sitting in the big red chair that reverses the spell that turned me from a hen into a human
November 16, 2024 at 6:18 PM
me sitting in the big red chair that reverses the spell that turned me from a hen into a human
not entirely sure what the vibe of this instagram dump is gonna be
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
not entirely sure what the vibe of this instagram dump is gonna be
me in blue’s clues when my body doesn’t shrink in time and i get stuck jumping into a storybook
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
me in blue’s clues when my body doesn’t shrink in time and i get stuck jumping into a storybook
me and the influx of people i don’t know following me here who may one day become my dearest acquaintances
November 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
me and the influx of people i don’t know following me here who may one day become my dearest acquaintances
getting j-j-j-jacked up on caffeine and rewatching rhony season seven for the millionth time while
connor works from home with me ohhh little BLISS!
connor works from home with me ohhh little BLISS!
November 14, 2024 at 4:59 PM
getting j-j-j-jacked up on caffeine and rewatching rhony season seven for the millionth time while
connor works from home with me ohhh little BLISS!
connor works from home with me ohhh little BLISS!
the fact that we must constantly be submitting to the knowledge that there is no telling what tomorrow will bring
November 14, 2024 at 4:47 AM
the fact that we must constantly be submitting to the knowledge that there is no telling what tomorrow will bring
not gonna lie it’s kinda blissful here
November 14, 2024 at 12:27 AM
not gonna lie it’s kinda blissful here