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Cole Evyx
@coleevyx.bsky.social
FFXIV Content Creator - 26 uwu Focused on Growth, Learning and Uplifting the Entire Community! Very Canadian.
Alternative thumbnail: THIS IS AN NPC?!?!?
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October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
🍗🍗🍗🍗Ummm why does summoners new relic book only have a glow on like 15% of the book?🍗🍗🍗🍗

Bro this versus the samurai weapon makes me so sad wtf O.o? Do they just hate summoners? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Smn is COOKED post rework COOKED!!!!🧑‍🍳👩‍🍳👨‍🍳🦃🐔🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗
September 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
FARTS GOT BUFFED!🦁🦁🦁🦁😂🤣

My butt has gained SO MUCH SIZE that now the ACOUSTICS of my farts have totally changed. Just trained legs (butt focus ofc) at the gym--ripped ass a few timesafter

Sounded acoustic/OP af. WITHOUT clenching my cheeks = 0 gap between em now🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
September 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM
"gooners" hate... I'm gay, grew up being shamed nonstop for being gay, who repressed who I am, who struggled to find ways to express myself... I feel I have a unique set of feelings around the hatred for "Gooners". I grew up just wanting to be myself and pursue happiness... still wishing for that.
August 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Husband
I love him so much🩶❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🤎🤍🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁
August 5, 2025 at 9:12 AM
How? Can someone tell me exactly how they did this?

I really need to move from where I'm at. Canada has NO
prospects for love here.

I want to be married one day. I want someone who isn't DL (in the closet) to care and want me and to experience romance again❤️🧡💛💚💚💙💜🤎♥️
July 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
tl;dr: People are complaining A LOT about the VRChat avatar in the videos. They are making it clear they DO NOT want it.

So thinking I'll go a totally different route. 2d vtuber of my Hrothgar.

Thoughts? Advice? Maybe I make a video on this lmaooooo
July 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
2d vtuber model-- I want something kinda like what Whiskey Dingo has:
-What would it cost?
-Who would I commission?
-Would this be something people would want? Rather than the VRChat model?

I'll add, I'll prolly need to open a patreon straight up. I'm already losing money... and a lot each month...
July 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Me and who? Damn I wish this was me fr
Credit: crocobu
July 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Why is the final boss of pilgrim's traverse a bottoming accident?

"How did they die, sir?"
"A bottoming accident... very tragic..."
July 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
YASSSSSSSS SLAY!!!!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSS
July 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
No Balloons here :C?
I guess I'll crosspost then ><?
BALLOOOOONS

I'm actually crying no joke. Every single one of my insecurities, fears and the rest were confirmed.

I am going to live my entire life alone and die alone. I ran the gauntlet and tried my absolute best. It IS over for me.
July 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The horrors persist and so do I.
I'm the horrors.
I am the eldrich beast. The first beast. The most evil of beasts. It is I.

Tremble before my horrific "badge". LMFAOOO I spat out my fhbasdjhaing drink at this
July 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There I made it worse. There is a precariously positioned pizza slice with pineapples on it
July 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I made ART. This is my "con badge" thoughts?
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Thinking I'm going to trim my beard shorter (this length/pic), thoughts?
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Going to be going to that Fureh convention.

I don't think this will go well at all. Literally know no one local and I expect this to be a disappointing introverted isolated mess.

Like I'm gonna try. But if people don't wanna vibe they don't want to vibe. Prolly gonna cry FR.
July 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
my traps/chest look so flat it gives me pain.
I shouylda done this after a chest day/shoulders. RIP. oh well.

Just felt random and did this today IG!
July 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I need to figure out my beard.
Prepare for a bunch of random selfies. I took a bunch lol-- sadly not chest day so it's the most deflated it's been in a week.

Still single and looking
Who wants to break me?🦁🦁🦁🦁
July 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There is a Furry convention called Fureh that I Could go to in 2 wks

It's just last year I went and I kinda felt lonely asf and no one really engaged and I literally ended up skipping the last day cause frankly I just felt that lonely/bad. X_X

Should I bother going this year?
July 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Yo man so boring he looks like he enjoys ocean fishing
June 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I unno, ~ a month ago I woke up and felt more like my old self than I have in 3.5 years. Yes. Three and a half YEARS.

And I'm kinda done with people's bullshit. Tell me again how $4 was even worth the time to make the thumbnail?

Vro you're on that wild shit.
June 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"YOU ONLY DO THIS FOR MONEY! GRIFTER! CLICKBAITER!! MONEY HUNGRY!"

Remember when I said I make content for fun and not $? People said I only did this for $ and I lol'd. Vro pls YT $ ain't high

Also this vid got 4x more views than I expected
#ffxiv #ff14 #FinalFantasyXIV
June 14, 2025 at 8:18 AM
AM I THE FURRY BAIT? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
June 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
FURALITY?!? IN A VIDEO =O!? A Virtual furry CONVENTION!?

Next video = my experience at Furality in VRChat. Even if I'm a complete noob in WAY over my head in this domain to say the least.😂

Clip of how I clung on by a hair in the great crash of 2025. 🌹GET GOMMAGE'D BTMZ🌹💐💮
June 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM