Poems for the Apocalypse
@coleenshin.bsky.social
Poet Artist Wife Mother Multiple Pets.
Hobby- Oh wow. I don’t have a hobby.
That’s weird. Is that weird?
Hobby- Oh wow. I don’t have a hobby.
That’s weird. Is that weird?
MOSES
Stand in during potty breaks.
Stand in during potty breaks.
December 13, 2025 at 7:14 AM
MOSES
Stand in during potty breaks.
Stand in during potty breaks.
Yup. Agree.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yup. Agree.
The things these folks say, while pretending to believe in Jesus is crazy. Just….wow.
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The things these folks say, while pretending to believe in Jesus is crazy. Just….wow.
Of course he did. 😑
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Of course he did. 😑
Away away to deep dark woods…
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Away away to deep dark woods…
“Unprecedented access”
to be called a pig, to be shouted at, sneered at and endlessly gaslit and lied to?
Gee. What an honor. Sign me up.
to be called a pig, to be shouted at, sneered at and endlessly gaslit and lied to?
Gee. What an honor. Sign me up.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
“Unprecedented access”
to be called a pig, to be shouted at, sneered at and endlessly gaslit and lied to?
Gee. What an honor. Sign me up.
to be called a pig, to be shouted at, sneered at and endlessly gaslit and lied to?
Gee. What an honor. Sign me up.
Dress up?
Why would I want to wrinkle my good clothes on a 4 hr flight? Who exactly am I trying to impress?
(Nothing personal seats 24 through 28C)
Who is that jokester?
Why would I want to wrinkle my good clothes on a 4 hr flight? Who exactly am I trying to impress?
(Nothing personal seats 24 through 28C)
Who is that jokester?
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Dress up?
Why would I want to wrinkle my good clothes on a 4 hr flight? Who exactly am I trying to impress?
(Nothing personal seats 24 through 28C)
Who is that jokester?
Why would I want to wrinkle my good clothes on a 4 hr flight? Who exactly am I trying to impress?
(Nothing personal seats 24 through 28C)
Who is that jokester?
crazy, right?
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
crazy, right?
louder.
time’s a wasting.
the depravity is upon us.
an ick so thick a tar pit would be jealous.
time’s a wasting.
the depravity is upon us.
an ick so thick a tar pit would be jealous.
November 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
louder.
time’s a wasting.
the depravity is upon us.
an ick so thick a tar pit would be jealous.
time’s a wasting.
the depravity is upon us.
an ick so thick a tar pit would be jealous.
“He Likes Me”
is the single working metric.
None existed before and none will follow.
If Ted Bundy had abundantly praised him from Death Row Trump would have taken out a full page ad arguing against the death penalty.
is the single working metric.
None existed before and none will follow.
If Ted Bundy had abundantly praised him from Death Row Trump would have taken out a full page ad arguing against the death penalty.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
“He Likes Me”
is the single working metric.
None existed before and none will follow.
If Ted Bundy had abundantly praised him from Death Row Trump would have taken out a full page ad arguing against the death penalty.
is the single working metric.
None existed before and none will follow.
If Ted Bundy had abundantly praised him from Death Row Trump would have taken out a full page ad arguing against the death penalty.
The Lie, is his natural state of being. He believes his own lies and thus delivers them with conviction. Those who see him as the chosen one and godlike, believe him unquestioningly. If the evidence appears before their eyes at the pump and on their grocery receipts, that’s the Dems thwarting him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The Lie, is his natural state of being. He believes his own lies and thus delivers them with conviction. Those who see him as the chosen one and godlike, believe him unquestioningly. If the evidence appears before their eyes at the pump and on their grocery receipts, that’s the Dems thwarting him.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday to not demand the Epstein Files today.
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I will gladly pay you Tuesday to not demand the Epstein Files today.
But is it really a life saving vaccine? Because that would be bad. 😳
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
But is it really a life saving vaccine? Because that would be bad. 😳
Gotta grab a nap somewhere/sometime when you’re up all night, every night rage posting. 💔
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gotta grab a nap somewhere/sometime when you’re up all night, every night rage posting. 💔
I’d say- it’s only a matter of time
But I know they’d literally destroy that evidence before sharing it.
It’s just a matter of who is willing to destroy it, then willingly assume the crime and punishment end of the poo end of that stick for His Majesty The Bling.
But I know they’d literally destroy that evidence before sharing it.
It’s just a matter of who is willing to destroy it, then willingly assume the crime and punishment end of the poo end of that stick for His Majesty The Bling.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’d say- it’s only a matter of time
But I know they’d literally destroy that evidence before sharing it.
It’s just a matter of who is willing to destroy it, then willingly assume the crime and punishment end of the poo end of that stick for His Majesty The Bling.
But I know they’d literally destroy that evidence before sharing it.
It’s just a matter of who is willing to destroy it, then willingly assume the crime and punishment end of the poo end of that stick for His Majesty The Bling.
Fathead will complain on his way home it’s too small a fit to wear as his Halloween costume.
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Fathead will complain on his way home it’s too small a fit to wear as his Halloween costume.
Hello?
taptaptap…
Our president is a dick.
And not the good sturdy life affirming kind.
His followers are too.
Now those dicks are getting dicked.
Yay symmetry.
taptaptap…
Our president is a dick.
And not the good sturdy life affirming kind.
His followers are too.
Now those dicks are getting dicked.
Yay symmetry.
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Hello?
taptaptap…
Our president is a dick.
And not the good sturdy life affirming kind.
His followers are too.
Now those dicks are getting dicked.
Yay symmetry.
taptaptap…
Our president is a dick.
And not the good sturdy life affirming kind.
His followers are too.
Now those dicks are getting dicked.
Yay symmetry.
Overheard at Golden Corral-
It was only the First Lady’s section which shouldn’t have existed in the first place since it didn’t have a kitchen and a laundry room.
The whole damn thing probably smelled like patchouli and resentment anyway. Good Riddance.
It was only the First Lady’s section which shouldn’t have existed in the first place since it didn’t have a kitchen and a laundry room.
The whole damn thing probably smelled like patchouli and resentment anyway. Good Riddance.
October 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Overheard at Golden Corral-
It was only the First Lady’s section which shouldn’t have existed in the first place since it didn’t have a kitchen and a laundry room.
The whole damn thing probably smelled like patchouli and resentment anyway. Good Riddance.
It was only the First Lady’s section which shouldn’t have existed in the first place since it didn’t have a kitchen and a laundry room.
The whole damn thing probably smelled like patchouli and resentment anyway. Good Riddance.
Presidential Angst
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He just forgot!
I am his
But is he mine?
I’m ELO
He’s Telephone Line
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He just forgot!
I am his
But is he mine?
I’m ELO
He’s Telephone Line
October 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Presidential Angst
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He just forgot!
I am his
But is he mine?
I’m ELO
He’s Telephone Line
He loves me
He loves me not
He loves me
He just forgot!
I am his
But is he mine?
I’m ELO
He’s Telephone Line
Thank you, Ron.
Im a “one in five” of American women who have been sexually abused. I was also in that age group. (16)
We have to protect them.
If not us, then who?
Im a “one in five” of American women who have been sexually abused. I was also in that age group. (16)
We have to protect them.
If not us, then who?
October 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Thank you, Ron.
Im a “one in five” of American women who have been sexually abused. I was also in that age group. (16)
We have to protect them.
If not us, then who?
Im a “one in five” of American women who have been sexually abused. I was also in that age group. (16)
We have to protect them.
If not us, then who?