"lads, whats a name for an app that definitely doesn't sound like every billionaire-created tech monstrosity that destroys humanity in every film ever made?"
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"lads, whats a name for an app that definitely doesn't sound like every billionaire-created tech monstrosity that destroys humanity in every film ever made?"
a hotdog but instead of a sausage it’s a banana, on brioche?
November 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
a hotdog but instead of a sausage it’s a banana, on brioche?
off to watch the local derby, 9’s games are day-ruiners with that kick off time
November 16, 2025 at 11:20 AM
off to watch the local derby, 9’s games are day-ruiners with that kick off time
bit of politics there for the lads
November 16, 2025 at 11:18 AM
bit of politics there for the lads
my neighbour’s drunk and having a confused conversation with alexa, i can hear them through the wall
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
my neighbour’s drunk and having a confused conversation with alexa, i can hear them through the wall
the minecraft house has a bit of a path around it now
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
the minecraft house has a bit of a path around it now
gonna buy a political christmas jumper from the internet
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
gonna buy a political christmas jumper from the internet
im doing fasted cardio because i forgot to have breakfast but ill make up for it at the pub this afternoon
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
im doing fasted cardio because i forgot to have breakfast but ill make up for it at the pub this afternoon
2 tons of type one carried down the road and around the back drive because there’s no way through the house to the back. and now 2 tons of basalt to carry round. who needs gym?
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
2 tons of type one carried down the road and around the back drive because there’s no way through the house to the back. and now 2 tons of basalt to carry round. who needs gym?
whacked plates are for cowards, i have a manual tamp because i want to use all my energy to get a fraction of the work done
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
whacked plates are for cowards, i have a manual tamp because i want to use all my energy to get a fraction of the work done
it’s horrific out there (for 13, im pretty dry)
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
it’s horrific out there (for 13, im pretty dry)
I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
also me:
also me:
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED
also me:
also me:
"can you draw up a strategy and implementation document for something we don't really understand and that there aren't any clear requirements for? we need it by EOD"
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"can you draw up a strategy and implementation document for something we don't really understand and that there aren't any clear requirements for? we need it by EOD"
i would 100% watch this marvel film/series
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i would 100% watch this marvel film/series
just add some AI that’ll fix it
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 AM
just add some AI that’ll fix it
joining a work teams call and referring to the important other work people in the meeting as “chat”
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
joining a work teams call and referring to the important other work people in the meeting as “chat”
this is social media now
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
this is social media now
13’s school bus hasn’t turned up for the 3872nd time this year
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
13’s school bus hasn’t turned up for the 3872nd time this year
my mom keeps trying to give me me random stuff from her house when i go round there
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
my mom keeps trying to give me me random stuff from her house when i go round there
got a free extra big mac in my order somehow
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
got a free extra big mac in my order somehow
social media rn (right now)
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
social media rn (right now)
corner shop is having it's grills and oven deep cleaned so no hot food today
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
corner shop is having it's grills and oven deep cleaned so no hot food today