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Dear Microsoft, can you please stop telling me to upgrade my laptop from Windows 10, you know damn well that the hardware can't handle windows 11.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dear Microsoft, can you please stop telling me to upgrade my laptop from Windows 10, you know damn well that the hardware can't handle windows 11.
We've entered the time of year when I'm repeatedly reminded my immigrant family's Christmas traditions were completely at odds with everyone around us.
Turkey for Christmas? Why aren't you eating fish bro?
What do you mean your not going to church?
Turkey for Christmas? Why aren't you eating fish bro?
What do you mean your not going to church?
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We've entered the time of year when I'm repeatedly reminded my immigrant family's Christmas traditions were completely at odds with everyone around us.
Turkey for Christmas? Why aren't you eating fish bro?
What do you mean your not going to church?
Turkey for Christmas? Why aren't you eating fish bro?
What do you mean your not going to church?
Why does everything have to have RGBs on it?
September 18, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Why does everything have to have RGBs on it?
I love seeing a SAAB in the wild.
a car with a license plate that says pr-633-b is parked next to another car
ALT: a car with a license plate that says pr-633-b is parked next to another car
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I love seeing a SAAB in the wild.
I crave the comfort of Asterix & Obelix
August 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I crave the comfort of Asterix & Obelix
My kingdom for garlic powder
August 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
My kingdom for garlic powder
Ugh the Mormons are out in force on the T today.
Why are protestants like this?
Why are protestants like this?
August 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Ugh the Mormons are out in force on the T today.
Why are protestants like this?
Why are protestants like this?
I wish I could balance an entire bag of laundry on my head like that absolute queen I just saw.
August 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I wish I could balance an entire bag of laundry on my head like that absolute queen I just saw.
I'm here for all the toxic yuri in this latest patch
"oh Alleria you broke my Dark Heart "
"oh Alleria you broke my Dark Heart "
August 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm here for all the toxic yuri in this latest patch
"oh Alleria you broke my Dark Heart "
"oh Alleria you broke my Dark Heart "
I hate cooking with the oven in the summer
July 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I hate cooking with the oven in the summer
Is the lion suit really appropriate for your work ID when your job isnt 'guy in a lion suit'?
July 17, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Is the lion suit really appropriate for your work ID when your job isnt 'guy in a lion suit'?
I just want to be able to write again.
July 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I just want to be able to write again.
The problem is always that being alone is so fucking easy for me.
July 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The problem is always that being alone is so fucking easy for me.
New adult nightmare content unlocked: something disrupted your carefully planned morning routine
July 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
New adult nightmare content unlocked: something disrupted your carefully planned morning routine
The Somerville Theater's showing of their 70mm print of 2001 is always a high point of my summer.
June 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The Somerville Theater's showing of their 70mm print of 2001 is always a high point of my summer.
Someone buy me a 711 slushie, Eversource is still fucking around on my street.
June 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Someone buy me a 711 slushie, Eversource is still fucking around on my street.
I would love if they could explain why the power keeps going out in Somerville.
June 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I would love if they could explain why the power keeps going out in Somerville.
It's June, why do I still need my extra blankets?
June 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's June, why do I still need my extra blankets?
Force choke a lich
June 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Force choke a lich
I want to launch myself into the sun
June 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I want to launch myself into the sun
I was going to make a meatloaf for dinner but it's too hot to turn the oven on
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I was going to make a meatloaf for dinner but it's too hot to turn the oven on
So that was a hellish evacuation drill.
And all the things that made it hellish could have been avoided by
A. People checking their email
B. Spending what amounts to a drop in the oceans of money properly management has made by owning half of Boston
And all the things that made it hellish could have been avoided by
A. People checking their email
B. Spending what amounts to a drop in the oceans of money properly management has made by owning half of Boston
June 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
So that was a hellish evacuation drill.
And all the things that made it hellish could have been avoided by
A. People checking their email
B. Spending what amounts to a drop in the oceans of money properly management has made by owning half of Boston
And all the things that made it hellish could have been avoided by
A. People checking their email
B. Spending what amounts to a drop in the oceans of money properly management has made by owning half of Boston
I'm pretty sure 484 and 488 are different numbers, and if you've made that mistake three times and walked all the way down my path to do it I have to wonder wtf is wrong with you.
June 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm pretty sure 484 and 488 are different numbers, and if you've made that mistake three times and walked all the way down my path to do it I have to wonder wtf is wrong with you.
Goddamn intern season
June 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Goddamn intern season