I always think I can't get any more embarrassed by my home state, and then I'm wrong.

He's just upset that he's expected to actually do work. It's cutting into the grifting time

These exist, and are known as "current reality"

Bold of them to assume the roads ever get paved here

Draw blood! It's legit one of my fave songs. The disappointment I feel when I hear the first notes, and it turns out to be that awful Kid Rock song is immeasurable

Agreed. The wife and I just came to this one recently, I'm not even sure how we discovered it, but it's great! Such good writing and acting, without pandering or assuming viewer laziness

Hey, let's go get drunk and blow shit up! I don't see how this could ever end badly. In the US, usually southern states, there's always the 24 hour place that sells beer and fireworks. People who go there can count the number of times this has ended badly on their 8 remaining fingers

Bye! Have fun storming the castle!

For his own health and well-being, he should absolutely quit and practice some self care

The most disturbing thing here is that someone thinks there's a yoke in a fighter jet

Remember the good old days, when 90% of the population couldn't name the VP, or pick them out of a lineup? Good times.

This guy knows less than Jon Snow

Why not, and hear me out... Both?

The budget is just for power consumption for the AI. Hidden costs: 60,000 metric tons of fresh water for cooling, and half the Earth's forests

I mean, there are worse ways to go out right?

Don't diss roller dogs, man

In fairness, you have about a 30% chance of JP being on TNT at any given time...

Get one now, I'm two weeks it'll be a $5 misdemeanor foot long

Gib all treats to Marlowe