i didn’t watch the first trailer too closely but if you can’t customize your skin color on top of everything else there’s going to be a serious problem

watching a freshly fucked jurgen walk upstairs, get in bed, and bawl his eyes out under the covers (i did not make him do this)

my bad actually auguste fans most certainly will not want to see that man in a woman’s guts. unless…?

there’s about to be a boom in auguste porn i can feel it. i can feel it. and no i wont be participating-(remembers francesca) fuuuuuuuck…

i, nia coldcupofwater, solemnly swear to write tytos having wetnasty sex with every man he canonically speaks to for as long as i give a fuck 🫡

velnorte’s voice cracking 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫…you’re still goin to hell bud sorry

panting like a doggg PLEASE SCISSOR PLEASEEEE PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE