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Holly
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thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin
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I foresee this getting used as a reaction at every opportunity
Taskmaster screenshot of Greg saying “Suddenly this daddy’s looking a bit more attractive, isn’t he?”
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Don’t you have that shirt?
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Sock puppet singing “And every politician, every cop on the street, protects the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite”
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Shot of Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein looking in a mirror with WHORE written on it in lipstick like in Black Swan
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Hello these are Cookie Monster and Elmo
An orange tabby kitten has slid itself into a small space between shelves. Behind him, his tortoiseshell sister is laying her head on him.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Really difficult to leave Facebook
An exchange in which one person says “I could care less, I have my own butt plugs” and someone responds correcting them that it’s “I couldn’t care less”
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Hello this is Lola
A tortie kitten in a kennel next to a box, laying out with her paw outstretched.
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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ACAB does not include Sheriff Val
A long haired dachshund in a hat, red bandana, and Sheriff badge
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Wildly mumsnet just came in handy 😂
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Fantastic end page to a memoir, I must say
About the Author: Haven’t you been paying attention?
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Hello this is Nia
A gray cat with white paws standing upright and clinging to a scratching post
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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My collection of fragrance samples has gotten out of control. I will never need to buy a full bottle at this rate
Over 20 tiny vials of perfumes with labels on my bathroom counter
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Greg Davies core
Guy Branum on stage saying “I do not identity as a DILF” Guy Branum on stage saying “I am an UIMP, an Uncle I Might Pity”
October 21, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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All actors should lean in as hard as Alexander Skarsgård is on the press tour for Pillion
Alexander Skarsgard in leather pants and sleeveless shirt next to a man in leather puppy mask and harness Alexander Skarsgard fitting a leather collar around his neck on the red carpet Alexander Skarsgard wearing a t shirt featuring Tom of Finland art Alexander Skarsgard wearing a shirt with various phallic objects on it
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Solid recap
Letterboxd review that says “Love Actually but they all die or eat someone” with a heart emoticon
October 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Hello this is Summer
A closeup of a calico-ish cat where the orange and brown sections have tabby stripes. A calico-ish cat where the orange and brown sections have tabby stripes. She’s turned slightly onto her back, still wary of the camera.
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Have recently become obsessed with her one white whisker
Percy the cat’s dark face and dark whiskers hanging off the top of a cat tree. Except one, which is white
October 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Art is what you make of it
Headline over a photo of the Chicago rat hole: “a new study claims the infamous Chicago rat hole was formed by a squirrel”
October 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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You can take sexual content off every platform on earth but people will always be horny freaks
A tweet from @evafromgaming comparing a leaking battery to an orgasm
October 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Hello this is Mochi
A small gray tabby cat in a cat-sized hut.
October 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Ok targeted ads settle down
a cat in sunglasses telling me to get tested for autism
October 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I just started the Off Menu with Gillian Anderson and wandered into a shop and immediately found this
A keychain with a stylized chibi Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls, looking angry. Gillian Anderson as Dana Scully in her iconic windbreaker from the episode Darkness Falls
October 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Noah Reid being in Lestat’s band, season 3 will be unstoppable
Post from Instagram of a Polaroid-style shot of Noah Reid cast announcement for The Vampire Lestat. Captioned “in the role of Larry”
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM