Maybe if we eat enough wood, the gods will bring back ao3 out of pity.. sounds like a plan

We have resorted to cannibalism out of desperation and have even tried to offer sacrifices but to no avail.. I pray for your survival but I’m not sure if I’ll last any longer in these horrific conditions.. even the boat burnt down

I would sacrifice my friends too like him just to read a little bit more of this fanfic I was locked into before ao3 went down and my soul died.. I think I’m actually tweaking out over this 💀 GOTTA STAY STRONG BROTHERS WE GOT THIS 💪💪

I WAS GONNA MAKE A REFERENCE TO THIS TOO THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME

Ody would probably get all overstimulated from the touching but the crew loves their captain so much they just can’t help themselves!

One of them coming up behind ody to wrap an arm around his waist and kissing/nuzzling his neck, moving their hips to grind against his backside

“Captain…”

He saw so many of them grow up under his command from boys with patchy facial hair to grown men. The least he can give is some comfort

YESSSS I’ve read most odycrew fics. I love the idea of Odysseus’s crew using him to relieve their stress and Odysseus lets them use him like a whore so it’ll give them motivation to keep going. I gotta write about this eventually

Yesss, quoted from a vtuber’s reaction I heard recently “I know he has bottles of olive oil in his room”

One of the most truest things I’ve ever heard in this lifetime

Penelope probably likes to watch.

The way you draw Odysseus makes me go fucking feral. Hermes is so lucky to have the ability to be able to fuck him whenever he wants.

I guess the crew weren’t the only ones with big mouths to feed