Coladash
@coladash.bsky.social
Collectibles/ Hobby Store Owner, trying to forcefully pass the Dad Joke torch to my children through over-exposure...
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed...
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Forgive me father, pastor, vicar, padre, priest. For I have synonymed...
Can someone here explain to me the 3-pointer in basketball? I know it's a long shot...
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Can someone here explain to me the 3-pointer in basketball? I know it's a long shot...
A king and a queen walked into the bar. The bartender says "I can't serve you. You're not 21"...
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
A king and a queen walked into the bar. The bartender says "I can't serve you. You're not 21"...
I once played poker at the laundromat. I thought I was going to win, but I ended up folding...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I once played poker at the laundromat. I thought I was going to win, but I ended up folding...
My favourite coat is falling apart and I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams...
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 AM
My favourite coat is falling apart and I'm going to have to throw it out. Or sew its seams...
Every morning I plan on making pancakes, but I keep waffling...
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Every morning I plan on making pancakes, but I keep waffling...
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it is up there...
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it is up there...
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast...
Things went sideways real fast...
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast...
Things went sideways real fast...
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet...
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I’m taking steps to overcome my hiking addiction, but I’m not out of the woods yet...
A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw.
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A captain harpooned a whale’s tail on his first throw.
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
He said, “Well, that was a fluke.”
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. His business is toast...
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 AM
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. His business is toast...
I saw a magician driving down the street. Then he turned into a driveway...
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I saw a magician driving down the street. Then he turned into a driveway...
How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 6, because my basement is still dark...
Well, it's not 6, because my basement is still dark...
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
How many dead bodies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 6, because my basement is still dark...
Well, it's not 6, because my basement is still dark...
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia....
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Office thermostats only have 2 settings: hell fire and hypothermia....
I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose the wrong field...
November 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I asked my friend why he gave up his career as a Farmer. He said he chose the wrong field...
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don't see how it's any of your business....
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don't see how it's any of your business....
The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the rest of the bag into my mouth at once...
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The only time I've ever had a chip on my shoulder was when I tried to dump the rest of the bag into my mouth at once...
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa. So I guess today is leg day...
November 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Just picked the remote up off the floor with my foot while laying on the sofa. So I guess today is leg day...
I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning...
November 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
I have the memory mattress and the gravity blanket. Once I acquire the time pillow and duvet of truth, I can do the summoning...
The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her...
November 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The main thing I learned from watching my wife carve pumpkins is she’s really good at stabbing things. I should probably be nicer to her...
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it's like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid...
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 AM
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it's like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid...
Dogs and cats aren't the only animals you can train. I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Dogs and cats aren't the only animals you can train. I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet, but only for like 20 seconds...
I just had a mole removed from my penis. The animal shelter says if it happens again, they are gonna press charges...
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I just had a mole removed from my penis. The animal shelter says if it happens again, they are gonna press charges...
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in...
October 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in...
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts. I can’t believe it's not better...
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts. I can’t believe it's not better...