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@NeedleFelter
@cokehead60.bsky.social
UK. Female. 60.. Happily married. Being murdered by menopause! Podge is the toy dog and Wopsie is our cat! Twitter/Threads @OhCobblers2That
This arrived today from Amazon! £7.79 paperback!

I follow them on FB, and they make me die laughing!
December 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
9:15pm last night, at work at the shop, everything was closed, doing extra computer/paperwork, hubby in upstairs office, I got plastered on this! 1L bottle mostly finished by 11:15. Very seldom rat-arsed, hubby thought it was hilarious. Still completed the computer/paperwork on time!
August 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
It's my hubby's birthday today! He's 64! Isn't he gorgeous?!
August 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I'm at work stuffin' a bag of these and a can of Pepsi Cherry and I don't care because I'm a rebel!
April 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
I just can't be arsed today! It's 2:43pm and I just want to go home and eat, drink and sleep!
March 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Happy Wedding Anniversary to my gorgeous hubby, Mark! We were officially married on 17th February 2011 and been together since September 2007! I absolutely worship him and he knows it!
February 17, 2025 at 9:19 AM
OMG! I have a deep desperate urge for bickies ... dunked in a mug of tea!
January 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
These are gorgeous! Spar, £1.50!
January 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I'm scoffing a bag now! They're soooo gorgeous!
January 16, 2025 at 10:17 AM
To all and everyone who have liked my posts, followed, commented etc.! Always much appreciated!
January 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Hubby and I were sat there in the livingroom last night guzzling tea and reading, all was quiet. Then with absolutely no warning he shouted BOO at the top of his voice! I absolutely cacked myself with fright!
December 10, 2024 at 3:51 PM
When you're up at 1:45am guzzling tea because you're desperately thirsty then spend the rest of the night piddling every hour for the next 6 hours!
December 4, 2024 at 3:22 PM
I'm a Coke fiend and I admit it!
December 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I'm a Coke fiend and I admit it!
December 2, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Few weeks ago I ordered online 2 books on a Monday, they came on the Wednesday. On 26 Oct afternoon I ordered another 2, they arrived on morning of 27th! THANK YOU, Waterstones for such brilliant service!
November 28, 2024 at 9:16 AM

Got another cold coming on, I feel absolutely crappy and multiple sneezing fits!
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Last night at home hubby was getting his dinner ready and I went to the drawer next to him to grab a spoon to do Wopsie cat's dinner and he said ''I have a HUGE FAT COW IN MY WAY!'' Oh he's so charming .... not!
November 23, 2024 at 9:11 AM
I, Podge, hereby declare that at 6.1C. it's cold enough to freeze the nuts off a tennis ball!
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Oh Caliban, you're very handsome! X Our little Wopsie!
November 22, 2024 at 8:59 AM
Just as I came out of the front door this morning wheeled I stopped dead as just a couple of feet in front of me were 2 fat gorgeous little Robins!
OMG I'M SO IN LOVE! Robins are my favourite birds!
I stayed still and talked to them and said how I love them and how beautiful they are etc.
November 21, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I'm having a big proper yawning session at the moment! I just did one particular where my gob opened so wide I nearly fell in!
November 15, 2024 at 10:18 AM

On 29th April 2025 I’ll be at the ripe old age of 60!
Ages 50 to 59 is middle age but once I hit the big SIX-O I’ll officially consider myself to be old!
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Me and my lovely daddy having another father and daughter snuggle time this morning! - Wopsie -
November 12, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Is he bragging?!
November 7, 2024 at 10:24 AM
I'm desperately thirsty and can't decide if I should have a mug of PG Tips or a can of Monster .... sod it, I'll have both!
November 6, 2024 at 12:10 PM