Alex Myers
@cokeanddoritos.bsky.social
The whole AI drivethru issue is weird because why are you not ordering ahead
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The whole AI drivethru issue is weird because why are you not ordering ahead
An eight ounce? But I've barely finished my seventh!
October 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
An eight ounce? But I've barely finished my seventh!
Guy who calls shitting "the changing of the guard"
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Guy who calls shitting "the changing of the guard"
The rapture was actually supposed to happen but God forgot us like a kid at soccer practice
October 16, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The rapture was actually supposed to happen but God forgot us like a kid at soccer practice
I have no butt and I must fart
October 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I have no butt and I must fart
The back of my student ID includes a suicide hotline. Greendale did not exaggerate the community college experience
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The back of my student ID includes a suicide hotline. Greendale did not exaggerate the community college experience
I just realized coffee makes you poop because it's brown
July 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I just realized coffee makes you poop because it's brown
I love 65° weather I wish it was real
June 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I love 65° weather I wish it was real
Freddie Mercury ran so Pedro Pascal could also run
May 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Freddie Mercury ran so Pedro Pascal could also run
Finding out that Joe Biden has cancer is like finding out that a 15 year old dog has cancer
May 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Finding out that Joe Biden has cancer is like finding out that a 15 year old dog has cancer
Happy birthday to all the milfs out there
May 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Happy birthday to all the milfs out there
Our Father Who Art From Chicago
May 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Our Father Who Art From Chicago
Never seen a cop park between the lines
March 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Never seen a cop park between the lines
If they don't want me to smoke inside my apartment why do they make it so cold outside
February 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If they don't want me to smoke inside my apartment why do they make it so cold outside
Pokemon cards and weed should be covered by insurance
February 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Pokemon cards and weed should be covered by insurance
If I wanted to convince people that I'm not Elon Musk I'd probably stop doing my Elon Musk voice
January 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If I wanted to convince people that I'm not Elon Musk I'd probably stop doing my Elon Musk voice
Your first poop will predict your year. This may not be true but we can never be too careful. Be kind to your tummy tonight. Good luck and God be with you
January 1, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Your first poop will predict your year. This may not be true but we can never be too careful. Be kind to your tummy tonight. Good luck and God be with you
Polite atheists be like: "there is no Gosh"
December 17, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Polite atheists be like: "there is no Gosh"
Harry Connick Jr's Christmas album is very good
December 10, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Harry Connick Jr's Christmas album is very good
What if they just found an unrelated assassin
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
What if they just found an unrelated assassin
If you cheat on Sabrina Carpenter it's gotta be because you just like cheating
December 6, 2024 at 4:57 PM
If you cheat on Sabrina Carpenter it's gotta be because you just like cheating
Just found out the Savoy got turned into a Rent-A-Center
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Just found out the Savoy got turned into a Rent-A-Center
Guys do I need to finish Animal Farm before I start Charlotte's Web? I assume it's like a LOTR/Hobbit situation
December 4, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Guys do I need to finish Animal Farm before I start Charlotte's Web? I assume it's like a LOTR/Hobbit situation
Pez dispensers are vapes but for solids. Interesting things out there
December 4, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Pez dispensers are vapes but for solids. Interesting things out there
They should make the next Batmobile look like a Subaru
December 3, 2024 at 2:13 PM
They should make the next Batmobile look like a Subaru