Admiring your semi-effective use of the couch. Bravo puppy! Especially considering your earlier escapades of attempting a chair - no wonder the potty's difficult..

Must be a lot more comfortable than the floor, huh?

I feel like Jax would drive the Porche. Little guy ballin' on big budget.

Night drive.

Appearance: Lime Flavoured
Temperament: Docile, like lime flavoured item
External sensation: Wet, Like lime drink

Taste test results:
NOT lime Flavoured! Not At ALL!
May be useful in attracting caregiver attention. Further tests may be required

That would be so good, Like just imagine the possibilities.

I will place the image here,
I may be able to do another- If this is recommended.

If you sit upright (Before being soaked) and wet, The wetness may be able to pool up and soak up front. It's not perfect, But you'd ideally be making better use of the absorbency.
This technique relies on the core to quick soak before it starts to leak, which doesn't always work.

Don't worry mate, Shiddappens.
You can't really do much for it now. Do what you can, and be the change you want to see. Just because the face has changed does not mean your state has to change, does not mean you have to change.
You got this, The next four years await you.

For your key skills, The last one: Would recommend removing one of the 'Just''s. May improve flow and readability + make sentence differentiality a bit better.

Maybe have "Just trust me bro. Hire me"
To have more lengthy exposition and a short sharp kicker at the end for better convincing.