Andrew
cojatronic.bsky.social
Andrew
@cojatronic.bsky.social
I like video games and race cars
I really enjoyed hammering the place order button 500 times on Target only to be told that my cart was empty
April 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I wish I didn't have to live in a world where the other side is "The billionaire who our bought our election victory has hacked into the treasury and stole $1T to build the Torment Nexus from the book "Don't Build the Torment Nexus" and my side is "Wow, that sucks, lol, someone should do something"
February 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Elon should be forced to pay me $200 every time I have to see one of his shitty dumpster trucks
February 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I already did 4th grade, I'm not learning new states
January 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If I were in charge of a car company, I would get Joe Rogan to say "Finally, a pickup made for men" to imply that all other trucks on the market were made for girls. Then I would capture the entire market.
December 29, 2024 at 1:10 AM