Nothing says 'alpha' more than trying to smash someone's knuckles using only your chin.

"This is everything that’s wrong with politics" Jeezo! Saying that, at this moment in time especially, is genuinely unhinged.
Are you really suggesting when she was campaigning in the referendum or entering parliament that this was her endgoal? Catch yourself on.

I genuinely don't understand why yourself and others are giving so much thought to whether he is telling the truth or not. It's Trump politics - obvious bullshit that aligns with his worldview, and will be received as true by people who agree with him.

They ran a diagnostic, then shelved the file. “All systems nominal.” After that, clocks stuttered. Permissions floated. Birds started flying at night. The system split half watching and half forgetting.

Person 1: did you know that cows kill more people than sharks each year?
Person 2: to be honest I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all.

How many people with normal width arms can it fit?

The name is Bondwonka, The most reverend primate Archdoctor James-Willy Bondwonka. Welcome to my chocolate cathedral, which is bigger on the inside than the outside, and where a junior member of staff is about to demonstrate a toaster that's also a flamethrower.

Walloper.