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josh
@cohete.bsky.social
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he/him brown and queer 🏳️‍🌈 seattle
perpetual hobbyist, lefty goofball, writer, runner, lover of time loops
married + polyam
Black and trans lives will always matter
palestine 🇵🇸 will be free
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guys i found rupaul’s house
storefront in vienna named Frack & Co
November 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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i don’t know what day it is
brown guy in sweats smirking at his phone brown guy is now smirking at you the viewer
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
cohete.bsky.social
me showing up to the office in uniform
a minimally clad set of shapely feminine legs strapping on knee pads
November 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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i fucking love blue oyster mushrooms. i wish there was some kind of cult for people like me
a handful of blue oyster mushrooms
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
cohete.bsky.social
this sent me (to the store for cookies)
exchange about cooking temperatures where the OP’s response generated 100 replies
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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apparently i’m only watching movies with one-word titles from now on
letterboxd 4 most recent movies logged includes Lurker (4 stars), Cloud (4 stars), Possession (5 stars!), and Society (4 stars).
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
cohete.bsky.social
when you’re cold but want to wear something fancier than a hoodie
brown guy with a septum ring and medium wavy hair done in a lazy mullet. he’s sitting on a green couch with a bookshelf behind him. he’s also wrapped in a colorful blanket his grandmother knitted for him
October 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
cohete.bsky.social
watched a lot of films during covid
a list of films i watched during covid: now you see me kiss of the spider woman Vagabond Blue streak Columbus Only God forgives Wicked little letters Gladiator 2 Phoenix Why has Bodhi-Dharma left for the east? Alien: covenant The letter room Alex and everyone else 28 years later Superman Monsoon wedding
September 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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thank you @zerojokes.bsky.social for planning a full day of visiting bookstores around town. as one bookstore clerk said “oh that’s so virgo of you!” and she was right!!
a brown guy proudly showing off a stack of books he picked out
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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contributing to the disc horse
August 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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glad i was able to highlight the alt text but my search almost led me astray
a search for “AFTER MY BOYFRIEND IMPREGNATES ME, MY FRIEND MEETS ME AT a MOTEL TO WHIP MY MILK PART 1” that somehow also pulls up a wedding cake recipe from smitten kitchen (not a porn site)
August 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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it was so hot i wore a tank top outside (not pictured: outside)
brown guy with short hair flexing in a vaporwave-themed tank top brown guy with short hair showing off his pits in a vaporwave-themed tank top
August 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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the sickos guy characteristically saying “YES… HA HA … YES!” except this time he’s looking at oomf with lust in his eyes
July 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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cap of bolin and the other guy from korra but with the “in a row?” line from clerks
July 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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is this good?
cropped image of a firefox browser window saying it can’t connect to the site speedtest.net
July 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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hey fam guy comes to bsky
June 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
cohete.bsky.social
the infamous grimes tweet to elon but modified to be addressed to phil. it reads “I love you but please turn off ur phone or give me a dall. I cannot support hate. Please stop this. I know this isn't your heart”
May 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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screenshot of a tweet that reads “he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn”
May 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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been playing with bonsai (very slowly)
a juniper bonsai in a small container. its branches are bunched up and fussy the same juniper bonsai but the branches are more articulated. this will probably eventually be the second photo in a triptych as i continue to fuss with the arms
May 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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don’t tell anyone but it’s sunny in seattle
brown guy with mustache and septum ring giving a smirky smile with bamboo and buildings in the background
April 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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found this article! children of diplomats and kids born in unincorporated territories are ineligible for birthright citizenship. chillingly, children born to “hostile invaders” or enemies of the US also not citizens. might be important later😬

inclusion.americanimmigrationcouncil.org/research/bir...
text that reads: Who is Excluded from Birthright Citizenship? The 14th Amendment states that only those "subject to the jurisdiction of the United States" are entitled to citizenship. Children of diplomats have been deemed to not be subject to the jurisdiction of the United States and are therefore not U.S. citizens under the Fourteenth Amendment. Children born to soldiers considered enemy invaders during a hostile occupation of the United States, who are not subject to U.S. law, also are excluded from birthright citizenship. The recent 2021 decision of Fitisemanu v. United States ruled that unlike Americans born in incorporated U.S. territories, those born in the unincorporated territories of American Samoa are not entitled to birthright citizenship without an act of Congress creating that right. They are considered "non-citizen nationals."
April 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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idk is this anything?
brown guy standing shirtless in a mirror with a serious face. same brown guy in the mirror but now giving a bicep flex and a cheeky grin
April 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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#tbt the first time i tried to grow a mustache i wanted to learn from the greats
a brown skinned man with black hair and a baby mustache at an office computer, consulting a screen full of famous men with mustaches
April 10, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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big week for uh arthouse gay pornography
letterboxd 4 most recent, from most to least recent: goodbye horses, the many lives of q lazzarus; daddy dearest; escape from new york; the visitor
April 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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comic of the dog with a frisbee from the “plz throw, no take, only throw” meme first panel dog says “plz election?” second panel dog says “NO OUTRAGE!” third panel dog says “only election.”
March 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM