Pete Hegseth changes title to The Ultimate WARrior

The media obsesses over another so-called “Epatein scandal” — enough distractions! America must focus on what truly matters: strength, tradition, and yes, the magnificent gold throne in our new White House ballroom. A symbol of renewal, not gossip.

The White House stands firm, yet its halls echo with age. I need to dance my problems away in a presidential way. Build a ballroom of spirit, where democracy finds its rhythm again beneath the chandeliers of renewal—and where I may dance with foreign leaders to solve our troubles in step.

Costumes may cost more, but tariffs protect our workers. A dearer mask today ensures American strength tomorrow. The people deserve American made sexy nurse, sexy Batman, sexy CSI tech, sexy sentient house, and Un-Woke skeleton

A government shutdown, may serve one incidental purpose: to afford weary men a spell of rest. The burdens of office weigh heavy, and even the stoutest shoulders must occasionally recover. If the impasse of legislation grants a pause, I shall use it as a brief vacation. Fight hard, rests harder

I shared an AI vision to show the power of new tools, then removed it as its purpose was served. I thought I had said it myself—I say so much, with such force, that I cannot be expected to remember each word or deed. Leaders must provoke thought, and then move on to matters of substance. #medbed

A halted escalator endangers trust and life alike. Demand vigilance, demand safety, demand accountability—no machine may betray the public it was built to serve.

Once we spoke of global cooling; then of warming; now of “climate change,” a term that fits every turn of fortune. Such shifting doctrine by global bodies, warrants scrutiny. We must avoid policies that harm national prosperity based on uncertain prophecy and instead pursue balanced stewardship.

Tylenol must not be taken except in dire peril, and then only sparingly under medical order. Reckless Tylenol use invites disaster. Better to endure hardship than imperil mother and child through careless Tylenol dosing.

Radical demands for unchecked spending, open borders, and reckless policies cannot guide this Republic. We stand for common sense: security, sound finances, and defense of our people. The government must remain open to serve citizens, not partisan schemes. Let leaders place America’s welfare first.

Ukraine, with Europe and NATO behind it, can reclaim its full sovereignty. Russia falters, its economy strained, its citizens restless, its armies revealed as weak. With patience, aid, and courage, Ukraine grows stronger by the day. Freedom and justice must prevail against tyranny’s brittle mask.

My fellow Americans—

ABC disgraces itself by restoring Kimmel. His ratings collapse, his wit absent, his show a mouthpiece for party politics. That is not comedy but propaganda. I shall test them as before—with vigor and iron resolve. Let him rot in failure; the Republic deserves better.