Cogwheelbrain
@cogwheelbrain.bsky.social
...with the brain of a pony.
Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity.
December 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity.
Tell me more about the bronze age collapse.
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Tell me more about the bronze age collapse.
Scootaloo: please pass the salt.
Sweetie: you haven't even tasted it yet!
Scootaloo: I'm not going to salt the food, I'm going to use it to draw a pentagram around it!
Sweetie: you haven't even tasted it yet!
Scootaloo: I'm not going to salt the food, I'm going to use it to draw a pentagram around it!
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Scootaloo: please pass the salt.
Sweetie: you haven't even tasted it yet!
Scootaloo: I'm not going to salt the food, I'm going to use it to draw a pentagram around it!
Sweetie: you haven't even tasted it yet!
Scootaloo: I'm not going to salt the food, I'm going to use it to draw a pentagram around it!
How the heck did Alone in the Dark rate 1%?. That's way too high for that movie!
December 9, 2025 at 5:52 AM
How the heck did Alone in the Dark rate 1%?. That's way too high for that movie!
That's not horribly far from my parents. Neat
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
That's not horribly far from my parents. Neat
It amazes me how much expression Caine has when all he is is a set of teeth with two eyeballs inside.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It amazes me how much expression Caine has when all he is is a set of teeth with two eyeballs inside.
I'm old. I spent 20 years playing guitar and going nowhere with it. All I have to say is none of that was wasted time. Go do something!
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I'm old. I spent 20 years playing guitar and going nowhere with it. All I have to say is none of that was wasted time. Go do something!
That's our Elbow.
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That's our Elbow.
I sense the need for a plastic drop cloth.
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I sense the need for a plastic drop cloth.
The only down side is that they give no warning when they are done being useful. They just stop working. I've gone through probably a hundred or so over my life. Both love and hate those little bastards.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The only down side is that they give no warning when they are done being useful. They just stop working. I've gone through probably a hundred or so over my life. Both love and hate those little bastards.
You're talking to someone who still has a working VCR waiting, just in case. I only replace my phones when I have to, not when they want me to. Fuck 'em.
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You're talking to someone who still has a working VCR waiting, just in case. I only replace my phones when I have to, not when they want me to. Fuck 'em.
That would have made a good movie. (unlike A3 or anything after I.)
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
That would have made a good movie. (unlike A3 or anything after I.)
Opus for President!
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Opus for President!
Celebrated by going to our local meat-faucet, Texas de Brazil! Yum!
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Celebrated by going to our local meat-faucet, Texas de Brazil! Yum!
Congratulations! You have successfully adulted! As a reward, you have permanently earned one random pain in the knee of your choice.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Congratulations! You have successfully adulted! As a reward, you have permanently earned one random pain in the knee of your choice.
This is why I have trust issues.
November 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is why I have trust issues.
This can only end badly for all involved.
November 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This can only end badly for all involved.
Did he borrow Kinger's?
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Did he borrow Kinger's?
I could have gone the rest of my life happy without that little pervert coming back.
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I could have gone the rest of my life happy without that little pervert coming back.
Some old pony dude in front of a lion that will probably try to eat you at some point if Ghost Busters taught me anything back on the 80s?
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Some old pony dude in front of a lion that will probably try to eat you at some point if Ghost Busters taught me anything back on the 80s?
White is black. Night is day. Dogs and cats living together. Total chaos.
(Paraphrased from. and apologies to, Ghost Busters)
(Paraphrased from. and apologies to, Ghost Busters)
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
White is black. Night is day. Dogs and cats living together. Total chaos.
(Paraphrased from. and apologies to, Ghost Busters)
(Paraphrased from. and apologies to, Ghost Busters)
Kinger and big friend for the win!
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Kinger and big friend for the win!
Bubble, why are you like this?
November 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Bubble, why are you like this?