On the upside, I can still go to work, and sit in a lovely garden with amazing wifi. ;)

You’ve *maybe* lived half your years, but that doesn’t mean you’ve had half your experiences. :)

The average lifespan is 76, but if you’ve lived through childhood, you’re very likely to exceed the average significantly. :)

Plus three coffees, assorted vitamins, kitty snuggles, multiple hugs and a mindful pause before the frenetic wave of all these steroids, hormones and stimulants hit me. :D

If you want to impress her, tell her that the boys borrowed my truck to film the “Lookout” video. And then my kid played Nintendo with the band, heh,

I know exactly who you’re speaking of, and you’re bang on.

Never got offered a sponge bath, but did learn the cheat code for unlimited ice cream and popsicles. “I’m feeling a little warm…”

Keeping up with respiratory virus immunizations will be key for a long and happy life.

The bad news is learning that there is permanent damage to my lungs, but no change in life expectancy.