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Cognito Goat
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Programmer by profession. Enjoy movies, music and video games in my free time, particularly horror and mystery. He/him.
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Preparing for an evening of Ghosts and Ghouls
Photo of the set of the Uncanny: Fear of the Dark set. It looks like a haunted warehouse, with many spooky objects displayed on industrial shelves.
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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A summary of a GamesRader+ news article, where the headline trails off. What we see of the headline reads: 'Former GTA boss Dan Houser says Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Tears or(sic) the Kingdom are like Alf...' Alf, the alien hog thing, from the TV show Alf.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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You can't fool me, that's just Rachel Reeves
Headline from the Worcester News. It reads 'Worcester due dodge jail after helping scam £28m from pensioners. The blurry photo looks like a young Rachel Reeves, if you squint.
October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I am prepared for a beautiful Drem
Picture of a theater stage, pre-show. I am Aunty Donna's Drem.
October 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Very sneaky Mr. Mouse. Unfortunately for you, I have discovered your secret stash, and will be raiding it for precious acorns on the morrow
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Yeah that's what I was looking for, cheers
Screenshot of a Google search. I've typed 'how to prono' into the bar. The first suggestion is 'how to pronounce necromancy', which you can be reasonably certain I was not about to ask.
September 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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When the Tesco meal deal goes up by a pound
Screenshot from the game Process of Elimination. Two men, one of whom is in a full suit of armour, stare at a despoiled fridge. The Armoured man says "Yea! We have been cruelly bereaved of our British sandwiches!"
August 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Who's gonna stop me
Screenshot from Donkey Kong Bananza. Donkey Kong is talking to a small monkey. The monkey says "DK! You can't just snack on another monkey's banana like that!"
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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It's interesting, isn't it, that columnists are allowed to propose nuking Glastonbury and suffer no consequences (don't worry you loony lefties, he's only joking!), while the little folk saying 'hey we should stop aiding and abetting genocide' are labelled persona non gratis.
Rod Liddle, vile worm, writes for the Spectator, festering cesspit. The article title is 'And now let's bomb Glastonbury'. At the top of the image is a button saying 'subscribe'. I advise against this if you have a soul and/or a functioning moral compass.
July 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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This is an Xbox
A picture of a coffin.
July 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Hell yeah
Video poster board for Iron Maiden. I am in the stadium they're playing!
June 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I am filled with determination
June 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Sorry David, but you will never be Adrian Chiles
Picture of a Guardian headline, with the following text: "Opinion: I've eaten Subway for decades. Today's offering us a joyless abomination of its former glory, by David M Green." "First the sandwich chain stopped offering hearty Italian bread, then cranberry sauce vanished. I was outraged." "Mon 16 June 2025 16.00 BST"
June 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Steam's list of similar games picks up 'Phasmophobia' and 'The Case of the Golden Idol', which means this game is extremely relevant to my interests. Thank you for highlighting it!
In this 'is this game relevant to you' section of the steam store page, Phasmophobia and Rise of the Golden Idol are listed.
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Always a thrill when you can pull this off
February 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Looks like it's gonna be a great show but also: Papa V Perpetua?
Poster for Back to the Beginning, Black Sabbath's 'final' show on July 5th 2025, at Villa Park, Birmingham. Ft. Performances from Metallica, Slayer, Pantera (who reformed at some point??), Gojira, Alice in Chains, Halestorm, Lamb of God, Anthrax, Mastodon, and many, many more. Notably, Papa V Perpetua (Ghost) is also listed. Ghost's current singer is Papa IV...
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Big fan of 'huge, ominous faces carved into rock' in pixel art. Another game to do this really well was Simon the Sorcerer, oddly enough
Picture from the game Blasphemous (2019). A masked penitent stands in a snowy plain. Behind him, in the background, are two huge statues of crying nuns, carved out of mountain stone.
January 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Now Watching:
The poster for the film 'The Cabinet of Dr Caligari'.
January 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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A shot from the final scene of The Blair Witch Project, where a man is standing facing the corner in a bare, stone room.
December 19, 2024 at 8:54 AM
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Double Espresso Shake @ Wiper and True. Nice full bodied stout, with strong notes of coffee
A 2/3 pint glass saying "wiper and true, beautiful beer". Inside the glass is a dark stout with a foamy head.
November 30, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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I hear he's been doing the rounds in America as well
A large American house with the words 'STOP NOW. DON'T EMAIL MY WIFE' spray-painted over it.
November 1, 2024 at 11:08 PM