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Flakee eM
@coflakee.bsky.social
#Queer #Trans #ActuallyAutistic #ADHD
Advocate who spends their day writing software for space ships and their nights hanging out with their spouse and teenager.
https://coflakee.substack.com/
https://www.facebook.com/coflakee/
August 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If guilt/shame/othering was persuasive I'd still be Catholic.

I believe in education in advocacy which starts with meeting people in uncomfortable places in their and our lives and trying to help them take the next steps together.
June 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
#google. We can find anything for you. We can use #gemini to summarize it for you...
Me... Can you help me find the apps on my phone if I misspell it when I'm typing it. Or if it's listed as ks instead of king Soopers... Etc etc
Google... No
June 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Could you imagine what we could do with 1.2 billion dollars to fix bathrooms and changing rooms.

Rather than fund TERF rights we could just correct the technical and safety issues.

Maybe private changing rooms? Private stalls rather than mass bathrooms.

1.2 billion could do a lot of good.
May 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“There’s got to be something artificial out there that’s doing this,” Trump responded to Kennedy. “You stop taking something, you stop eating something. Or maybe it’s a shot. But something’s causing it.”

What is "causing" it? We aren't being institutionalized.
April 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy trans day of visibility.

There is so much more to me than a label and few things mean more to me than those who share that label.
April 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This one tip could save your life!

See why wearing a seatbelt dramatically increases your chances of living.

(sorry about the click-it bait)
March 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
March 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Go fast and break things is a great way to innovate within a company... Where you try new things out and aren't afraid of failure... as long as the customer doesn't experience the failure with you.

It is a terrible way to approach brain surgery and it is a terrible way to approach government reform
February 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I’m right here if anyone wants to try to dispute the reality of this with me. I ain’t no centrist. We can chat about it.
January 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Are you into breath play?
Honey, I live in Colorado with severe allergies, everything is breath play.

I've only breathed through my nose unimpeded a few times after anesthesia... And it was... Heaven.
January 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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ADHD cleaning shall now be known as "Roomba cleaning".

I wander around the house sort of cleaning random things until I get stuck or my battery runs out.
At the end things are a little cleaner but absolutely not clean.

Time to bring this one over to Blue sky!
November 16, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Has renaming the Gulf of Mexico come up before?
Yes. In 2012, a member of the Mississippi Legislature proposed a bill to rename portions of the gulf that touch that state's beaches “Gulf of America,” a move the bill author later referred to as a “joke.” That bill, which was referred to a committee
January 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here me out... Trump just wanted to get rid of Jr by sending him to Greenland

Most likely didn't know they had an airport and he could fly back

Maybe Trump Sr can go checkout Antarctica. We will just shut off the phones and turn off the lights and pretend we aren't home when he tries to come back
January 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Conversation:
There is Jon Oliver
There is Jon Stewart
And John Williams

Kid: Wrong Johnre
December 20, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Officially declaring that Rocky Horror is in the same universe as hitchhikers guide.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
20th anniversary tree cutting in the forrest.

(Fully permitted only one in areas the forrest service allows it)
December 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I have a very variable sense of pain. Much like the rest of my senses. I can ignore it or I feel it intensely.

This is how I went through the school day with a broken wrist. Went bowling with a broken wrist.

When I got home I was in agony because all I was doing was watching TV

#autism
December 14, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Can't wait for jury selection.

"Please leave if you have ever had a conflict with an insurance company"...

Entire room gets up and leaves except one person.

"Please leave if you work for an insurance company"...

Last person leaves.
December 12, 2024 at 2:51 AM
You know you have sent an awesome meme when your spouse tells you about it and you remind her.... You sent it.
December 9, 2024 at 4:11 AM
Me plugging in my permanent led strips on my house border...

Oh hey! That place that always fails didnt fail.

3 minute later... Ope now it's broken again

Fixed it by soldering on a ladder.

Also, is there anything cooler than a butane soldering iron?
December 7, 2024 at 8:50 PM