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Are you gonna show me why they call you 4000D? 🤭
Are you gonna show me why they call you 4000D? 🤭
Here’s a quick fit-check, before I find out if I can make PC building slutty 💕
Here’s a quick fit-check, before I find out if I can make PC building slutty 💕
Important note: I’m squishy. Someone needs to squish me 💋
Important note: I’m squishy. Someone needs to squish me 💋
I’m glad low wage labor isn’t the only thing that will eat me alive 💜💋
Also, the alt-text feature was recently brought to my attention, and I plan to use it moving forward 💕
I’m glad low wage labor isn’t the only thing that will eat me alive 💜💋
Also, the alt-text feature was recently brought to my attention, and I plan to use it moving forward 💕
Help keep me warm? 🥺
Help keep me warm? 🥺
Next you’re gonna tell me there’s a couch you’d like me to sit on 😜
At the very least, you better have ~somewhere~ for me to put all this 🤭
Next you’re gonna tell me there’s a couch you’d like me to sit on 😜
At the very least, you better have ~somewhere~ for me to put all this 🤭
Fuck right it does, tho 🤭😏
Fuck right it does, tho 🤭😏
Kidding I always wanna do that, but you can keep making ghost noises for monsterfucker gang 😌
Kidding I always wanna do that, but you can keep making ghost noises for monsterfucker gang 😌
But also: the surprise
But also: the surprise
I was considering your lap, but I’ll save that for after I smother you in ass ‘till your lungs start hurting 😇
I was considering your lap, but I’ll save that for after I smother you in ass ‘till your lungs start hurting 😇
Here’s some face down ass up, because I’m told people like that for certain purposes
Here’s some face down ass up, because I’m told people like that for certain purposes
1. Cake
2. Confectionary
3. Tiramisu
4. Pastry
5. Dick
6. Maybe I’ll say something funny or have a good opinion sometime. You don’t know. How could you know? You don’t 😡
1. Cake
2. Confectionary
3. Tiramisu
4. Pastry
5. Dick
6. Maybe I’ll say something funny or have a good opinion sometime. You don’t know. How could you know? You don’t 😡