“Decaf coffee is like bringing a butter knife to a sword fight—sure, it’s technically coffee, but it’s not equipped for the heavy lifting.

Life is too short for decaf.

#CoffeeFirst #CaffeineCrew #NoDecafZone #FueledByCoffee #EspressoYourself #RealCoffeeRealResults #ButFirstCoffee”

“Coffee-flavored potato chips?
☕+🥔=🤔

Lays, are we crunching on this bold brew or leaving it in the snack aisle of shame? Drop your verdict below! 👇

Disclaimer: This might be a fake mashup… unless Lays has truly gone too far. Either way, don’t blame me if you start craving coffee AND chips now! 😂

“Step 1: Coffee. Step 2: Obsess over coffee. Step 3: Repeat forever. ☕ #NoShame

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