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My posts are random depending on the mood of the day. Coffee, healthcare, books, writing, sex and sexuality, travel, or days of silence...it's all on the table. She/her 🏳️‍🌈
Well, this is a new one. A patient was triggered by my use of the word "transvaginal," as in transvaginal ultrasound. The conversation that followed was as absurd as you'd imagine. This is the reality we're living in 🙄

#medsky
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Practical advice 😂
The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
February 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
February 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Critically ill patient lying in bed, begins shaking from head to toe, heart rate jumps to 150-160 every time someone walks into their room, afraid we're all ICE or going to report them for being undocumented. This is so beyond fucked up.

A heartfelt fuck you to EVERYONE who voted for him
February 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Tears. A lot of tears. Angst. Existential dread. Disbelief. Anger. And the most difficult one: I have moments where I lose hope that we'll be ok in the end.
pals in the US, I don’t know how you’re coping. everything feels apocalyptic and I’m all the way over here.
February 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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January 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Proud Liberal here....💙💯
January 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Seems appropriate today
January 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
NO, I WILL NOT take off my mask in your room because you're uncomfortable seeing it. You tested positive for Flu AND mycoplasma pneumonia. WTAF is going on with people?! These temper tantrums from patients have been happening at least twice a week.
January 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy Hanukkah 🕎 !
December 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
December 25, 2024 at 1:39 AM
There are far too many masturbation-related injuries in here today. Flared bases, y'all. Flared. Bases.

*I'm at work, by the way, just in case there's any confusion 😂
December 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
*current state
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
😂
December 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
😍☕️
December 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Patient woke up, went off on me for wearing a mask, demanded I take it off, then tried to kick me out of the room when I refused. Come on now. I just cardioverted you. You're welcome 🙄
December 19, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I play The Extrovert well, especially at work, but this is me at my core
December 11, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Covid
Flu A
RSV
Parainfluenza
Mycoplasma pneumonia
TB

Like a revolving door in this place for weeks now 😷😭
December 9, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 4:16 PM
*Or cult followers
December 5, 2024 at 4:04 PM