Easter egg hunts in America this year are gonna be like the gold rush 😂

I don't understand how you don't throw on Nathan Butler-Oyedeji for 10-15 minutes in a game like tonight. Waste of time having the poor bastard on the bench every week. He surely wouldn't have been more invisible than Merino tonight. He might have even surprised us! #ARSVPSV

Lex Luther is dead! Unfortunately just not the Temu version currently stinking up the Whitehouse.

Sad to hear about Gene Hackman though

Me moving back to London from America in December 2025 seems to have been a shrewd move! 😂
The shithole is going to be the ⚡️⚡️ Thunderdome by 2026

Arsenal need a finishing coach. For fuck sake! 😫

Havertz and Sterling together are a fucking clown show! #arsenal

Not a West Ham fan but I think Potter would do a good job with the Hammers. I'm surprised more of the fans aren't all for it. Chelsea was always gonna go wrong but I think he could definitely match/surpass what he did at Brighton

So a few days ago I deleted my Twitter account and what do you know, I feel much better within myself. Funny that!

That place is fucking poison!

A month of sitting on my arse and eating since being back is causing me havoc. I cannot wait to get working and back to normal London life

Shortly I may be in a roast lamb induced food coma 😫