Cory “Chappell Cabrón” Lara
@coffeeordie.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
To progressive Christians struggling to respond to MAGA Christians claiming “No Kings Day” excludes Christ, may I present the No Homers Club Rule. You are allowed one king, singular. Feel free to slam dunk on them with this golden-era Simpsons reference. #NoKings
October 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
To progressive Christians struggling to respond to MAGA Christians claiming “No Kings Day” excludes Christ, may I present the No Homers Club Rule. You are allowed one king, singular. Feel free to slam dunk on them with this golden-era Simpsons reference. #NoKings
I won a bootleg ass McDonalds Labubu in a claw machine today in one try
October 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I won a bootleg ass McDonalds Labubu in a claw machine today in one try
Happy Season 37 premiere, The Simpsons!
#TheSimpsons
#TheSimpsons
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Happy Season 37 premiere, The Simpsons!
#TheSimpsons
#TheSimpsons
Oh yeah. Look at my city absolutely murder this dance floor
September 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Oh yeah. Look at my city absolutely murder this dance floor
I don’t want to add to the misinformation, but I just remembered that Drix from Osmosis Jones was basically characterized as a Tylenol with autism. #Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don’t want to add to the misinformation, but I just remembered that Drix from Osmosis Jones was basically characterized as a Tylenol with autism. #Tylenol
DM reactions to two of my Stories about Charlie Kirk. You can’t make something this bizarre up. #CharlieKirk
September 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
DM reactions to two of my Stories about Charlie Kirk. You can’t make something this bizarre up. #CharlieKirk
It’s been 7 years since the world lost Mac Miller. Got to visit his iconic spots in Pittsburgh recently. 92 til infinity #MacMiller
September 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It’s been 7 years since the world lost Mac Miller. Got to visit his iconic spots in Pittsburgh recently. 92 til infinity #MacMiller
I’m just mad the Asian kid Jazz never got much time with the team
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m just mad the Asian kid Jazz never got much time with the team
Transphobic JK Rowling called it
August 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Transphobic JK Rowling called it
Saw this in a trash can down the street from my place. Someone is either REALLY sad or REALLY happy about James Dobson passing. #JamesDobson
August 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Saw this in a trash can down the street from my place. Someone is either REALLY sad or REALLY happy about James Dobson passing. #JamesDobson
You heard of Barbenheimer.
Now get ready for The Passion of Zelda.
Except, don’t actually pay to see the movie made by the anti-Semite.
Now get ready for The Passion of Zelda.
Except, don’t actually pay to see the movie made by the anti-Semite.
August 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You heard of Barbenheimer.
Now get ready for The Passion of Zelda.
Except, don’t actually pay to see the movie made by the anti-Semite.
Now get ready for The Passion of Zelda.
Except, don’t actually pay to see the movie made by the anti-Semite.
My boy Fred said “Where’s my frickin’ money? What you do with my money, Agent Orange? How am I supposed to teach kids how to be kind to each other now, you big chungus? Re-fund PBS, or I’ll have Big Bird leave you a Big Dump on your plane.”
I might be paraphrasing a little. #PBS
I might be paraphrasing a little. #PBS
July 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
My boy Fred said “Where’s my frickin’ money? What you do with my money, Agent Orange? How am I supposed to teach kids how to be kind to each other now, you big chungus? Re-fund PBS, or I’ll have Big Bird leave you a Big Dump on your plane.”
I might be paraphrasing a little. #PBS
I might be paraphrasing a little. #PBS
Happy 40th Anniversary, Back to the Future!
Great Scott, that’s the best and only anniversary of anything worth celebrating this week! Now, if only Einstein would’ve taken us with him in the DeLorean.
#BackToTheFuture #BTTF
Great Scott, that’s the best and only anniversary of anything worth celebrating this week! Now, if only Einstein would’ve taken us with him in the DeLorean.
#BackToTheFuture #BTTF
July 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Happy 40th Anniversary, Back to the Future!
Great Scott, that’s the best and only anniversary of anything worth celebrating this week! Now, if only Einstein would’ve taken us with him in the DeLorean.
#BackToTheFuture #BTTF
Great Scott, that’s the best and only anniversary of anything worth celebrating this week! Now, if only Einstein would’ve taken us with him in the DeLorean.
#BackToTheFuture #BTTF
Saw a preview screening of Jurassic World: Rebirth last night! It sure is a dinosaur movie with dinosaurs in it! If you like dinosaurs and comically evil rich capitalists, you’re in luck! They made another one of those, but now it’s different people that might get eaten. #JurassicWorld
June 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Saw a preview screening of Jurassic World: Rebirth last night! It sure is a dinosaur movie with dinosaurs in it! If you like dinosaurs and comically evil rich capitalists, you’re in luck! They made another one of those, but now it’s different people that might get eaten. #JurassicWorld
Hey bro, can I copy your homework?
Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look like you copied it.
Sure
#NintendoDirect
Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look like you copied it.
Sure
#NintendoDirect
June 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hey bro, can I copy your homework?
Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look like you copied it.
Sure
#NintendoDirect
Yeah, just change it up a bit so it doesn’t look like you copied it.
Sure
#NintendoDirect
California is on fire. Look at the devastation
June 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
California is on fire. Look at the devastation
Man, Los Angeles is not taking the closure of Muppet Vision 3D very well.
June 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Man, Los Angeles is not taking the closure of Muppet Vision 3D very well.
New Pope was born and raised in Chicago, so theologically, Italian Beef sandwiches and Old Style can be blessed as sacraments for communion. #Conclave
May 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
New Pope was born and raised in Chicago, so theologically, Italian Beef sandwiches and Old Style can be blessed as sacraments for communion. #Conclave
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The average American has three friends.
I know times are tough right now. But let us not forget the hope that this blessed day brings us. The reminder that even in the darkest hour, even out of ashes, an indescribable feeling emerges. A feeling that brings peace, calm and joy, even if only for a moment. #HappyEaster
April 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I know times are tough right now. But let us not forget the hope that this blessed day brings us. The reminder that even in the darkest hour, even out of ashes, an indescribable feeling emerges. A feeling that brings peace, calm and joy, even if only for a moment. #HappyEaster
Got another good thing for y’all to wake up to
April 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Got another good thing for y’all to wake up to