Coffee thee Khaleesi
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How many more of these do I gotta do
I have a headcanon that Tim Pool wears that stupid beanie- because beneath it is the gray deformed baby face of the dark lord
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I have a headcanon that Tim Pool wears that stupid beanie- because beneath it is the gray deformed baby face of the dark lord
Putting spooky stuff everywhere because I think that's the only thing keeping me from absolutely spiraling right now
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Putting spooky stuff everywhere because I think that's the only thing keeping me from absolutely spiraling right now
I know he has a real disorder or whatever, but if you told me that someone hired a discount/inexperienced etsy witch to curse RFK to STFU but their spell missed and so now he's just forced to strangle on every word he utters I'd believe it.
September 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I know he has a real disorder or whatever, but if you told me that someone hired a discount/inexperienced etsy witch to curse RFK to STFU but their spell missed and so now he's just forced to strangle on every word he utters I'd believe it.
When my friend whose been MAHA-pilled reaches out to me after a long time and she’s selling holistic products
July 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
When my friend whose been MAHA-pilled reaches out to me after a long time and she’s selling holistic products
We interrupt this program to bring you: Khaleesi the Cry Baby Adult!
July 23, 2025 at 10:12 AM
We interrupt this program to bring you: Khaleesi the Cry Baby Adult!
Homesick for a country I have never been to
July 13, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Homesick for a country I have never been to
Paradoxically torn between feeling the keen sting of complicity by living in this country- and the guilt that leaving would be an admission that I won’t do my part to change it.
July 12, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Paradoxically torn between feeling the keen sting of complicity by living in this country- and the guilt that leaving would be an admission that I won’t do my part to change it.
I feel I don’t have the same 24 hours in a day most people do. With luck I get 10 REALLY banging hours of getting shit done or living life, 5 hours of sleep, and for the rest I think I exist ? but I could not tell you what occurs, just mostly that I stare off into nothingness manually breathing.
July 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I feel I don’t have the same 24 hours in a day most people do. With luck I get 10 REALLY banging hours of getting shit done or living life, 5 hours of sleep, and for the rest I think I exist ? but I could not tell you what occurs, just mostly that I stare off into nothingness manually breathing.
Blue-pilling conservative girlies by recommending podcasts like Behind the Bastards and Weird Little Guys as "True Crime" podcasts
July 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Blue-pilling conservative girlies by recommending podcasts like Behind the Bastards and Weird Little Guys as "True Crime" podcasts
“All disasters are natural
Including this one
Because humans are natural”- Fady Joudah, Ellipsis
Including this one
Because humans are natural”- Fady Joudah, Ellipsis
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“All disasters are natural
Including this one
Because humans are natural”- Fady Joudah, Ellipsis
Including this one
Because humans are natural”- Fady Joudah, Ellipsis
I read the words “left arm, right thigh” and knew immediately. Feel like I’ve been hit by a freight train.
June 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I read the words “left arm, right thigh” and knew immediately. Feel like I’ve been hit by a freight train.
Im so excited for my white friends to see me fully codeswitch on my birthday 🤭🤭🤭
June 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Im so excited for my white friends to see me fully codeswitch on my birthday 🤭🤭🤭
To whoever survives me. Please do your ONLY job and share the story of my sims legacy file.
June 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
To whoever survives me. Please do your ONLY job and share the story of my sims legacy file.
I just love when humans do cute silly things. Like when humans dance when the food is yummy. Or when humans topple a corrupt state. You know. Silly nugget tingz 🥰🥰
June 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I just love when humans do cute silly things. Like when humans dance when the food is yummy. Or when humans topple a corrupt state. You know. Silly nugget tingz 🥰🥰
If you name your baby Joey in Australia are you basically calling him “baby kangaroo” in Aussie?
June 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you name your baby Joey in Australia are you basically calling him “baby kangaroo” in Aussie?
Gang i got my first ever sunburn over the weekend as I was helping with tornado cleanup and I don’t know what to do. Ive never felt this before. I itch but if I scratch the scratch burns. I’m RED. I feel every inch that my bra shifts against my shoulders.
May 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Gang i got my first ever sunburn over the weekend as I was helping with tornado cleanup and I don’t know what to do. Ive never felt this before. I itch but if I scratch the scratch burns. I’m RED. I feel every inch that my bra shifts against my shoulders.
I was disappointed about a cancelled garden party downtown. I didn’t know it would have been people’s last day with their loved ones.
May 18, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I was disappointed about a cancelled garden party downtown. I didn’t know it would have been people’s last day with their loved ones.
Death to internet bios
May 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Death to internet bios
Kathy Griffin is arguably one of the Patron Saints of The Girls, Gays, and Theys
May 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Kathy Griffin is arguably one of the Patron Saints of The Girls, Gays, and Theys
Nah we are back to watching Hasan Abi lustfully chat
May 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Nah we are back to watching Hasan Abi lustfully chat
Cope and seethe have to be my favorite one liners
May 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cope and seethe have to be my favorite one liners
I wont stop caring, but fuck it hurts so much
May 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I wont stop caring, but fuck it hurts so much
It is really bullshit that we have anyone on our soil being detained and arrested for writing an oped in a school newspaper. Anyone standing for this is an American traitor.
I don’t want to hear another word about cancel culture EVER again
Free Palestine
I don’t want to hear another word about cancel culture EVER again
Free Palestine
May 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It is really bullshit that we have anyone on our soil being detained and arrested for writing an oped in a school newspaper. Anyone standing for this is an American traitor.
I don’t want to hear another word about cancel culture EVER again
Free Palestine
I don’t want to hear another word about cancel culture EVER again
Free Palestine