Some years ago, I asked my wife what her favorite toy was growing up. She thought about it for a second and said, "A Popple." I asked her why and she said, "It's like having two toys, you get a stuffed animal and you get a ball."

This is the last thing I want to remember on my death bed.

At the garden store with my wife picking out some displays for the planters on our front porch. She was worried that these were “too Christmas-y”. I may be married to a Grinch.

Donald Trump names Adrian Veidt as his pick for Director of Keeping America Safe from Space Squids.

Simon (the aussie) and his best friend Duncan (the pillow)

Nadja doing her best impression of an owl.

I'm not a social media type person, so I'm mostly going to share pictures of my animals. I have three dogs: Murphy, Simon, and Della, and two cats: Duncan and Nadja. Speaking of Murphy, here he is all fuzzy after a bath.

This is my brave cat, Duncan. We had people over to watch horror movies and my wife was worried he would be afraid of all the new people.