Wait so you're telling me the reason my dog has to walk in counterclockwise circles 30 times before she poops is because she got that dang bordetella shot??
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Wait so you're telling me the reason my dog has to walk in counterclockwise circles 30 times before she poops is because she got that dang bordetella shot??
I consulted some chicken fried steak tonight and was told that Alex will soon receive a download from God telling him which side to choose (it'll be daddy musk)
June 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I consulted some chicken fried steak tonight and was told that Alex will soon receive a download from God telling him which side to choose (it'll be daddy musk)
Red alert red alert red alert
June 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Red alert red alert red alert
I thought govt officials weren't allowed to work from home anymore
May 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I thought govt officials weren't allowed to work from home anymore
Screw the stock market, invest in the DC Pinot market
May 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Screw the stock market, invest in the DC Pinot market
Do you think the peppers know about your pinky ring?
May 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Do you think the peppers know about your pinky ring?
Reposted by Matt
@schumer.senate.gov this is what we mean by fucking DO SOMETHING.
April 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
@schumer.senate.gov this is what we mean by fucking DO SOMETHING.
What's the economic version of "if we stop doing covid tests there won't be so many cases"?
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What's the economic version of "if we stop doing covid tests there won't be so many cases"?
Congress when they have to choose between doing nothing and doing literally anything
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Congress when they have to choose between doing nothing and doing literally anything
You're missing the step where they blame brown people/Jews/trans/fentanyl
March 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You're missing the step where they blame brown people/Jews/trans/fentanyl
Gonna go ahead and predict the right's response:
1) never happened
2) fake news
3) it's Biden/Obama's fault
4) But Her Emails
1) never happened
2) fake news
3) it's Biden/Obama's fault
4) But Her Emails
March 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Gonna go ahead and predict the right's response:
1) never happened
2) fake news
3) it's Biden/Obama's fault
4) But Her Emails
1) never happened
2) fake news
3) it's Biden/Obama's fault
4) But Her Emails
Breaking: Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins have also contributed a stern look and a finger wag to the resistance
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Breaking: Lisa Murkowski and Susan Collins have also contributed a stern look and a finger wag to the resistance