alex flannelshirt
@coffeedetective.bsky.social
radical appalachian, nonprofit workhorse, coffee enthusiast, grad student.
30s. any pronouns. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
https://boxd.it/czIYX
30s. any pronouns. 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
https://boxd.it/czIYX
i get that you’re excited about your sale but don’t call me that
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i get that you’re excited about your sale but don’t call me that
elaborately locking bluesky off of my phone has on the whole been excellent for both my productivity and my well being but on the other hand i don’t have anywhere else to gympost
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
elaborately locking bluesky off of my phone has on the whole been excellent for both my productivity and my well being but on the other hand i don’t have anywhere else to gympost
my wildlife neighbors are the luckiest in the city because i love foraging wild nuts but i’m tremendously unskilled at shelling them, so mostly i guess what i’m actually doing is just relocating pre-opened nuts around. i’m doordash for squirrels.
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
my wildlife neighbors are the luckiest in the city because i love foraging wild nuts but i’m tremendously unskilled at shelling them, so mostly i guess what i’m actually doing is just relocating pre-opened nuts around. i’m doordash for squirrels.
pokemon tabletop campaign moments out of context
October 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
pokemon tabletop campaign moments out of context
you can always count on me for a real mixed bag type of letterboxd experience
October 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
you can always count on me for a real mixed bag type of letterboxd experience
i guess there’s nothing in the rules that says a dog *can’t* murder hulk hogan
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i guess there’s nothing in the rules that says a dog *can’t* murder hulk hogan
otoh making a shepherd’s pie is always an all day affair but otoh we are a family of two and this will feed us for a week. plus she looks like this
July 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
otoh making a shepherd’s pie is always an all day affair but otoh we are a family of two and this will feed us for a week. plus she looks like this
blue-tailed skink!
July 22, 2025 at 10:22 AM
blue-tailed skink!
i would like to take a moment to thank my dear friend brandon for continuing to not change his passwords even after i repeatedly renege on my word
July 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
i would like to take a moment to thank my dear friend brandon for continuing to not change his passwords even after i repeatedly renege on my word
he’s becoming Evil
July 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
he’s becoming Evil
POV: it’s 40 minutes til kittycat dinner
July 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
POV: it’s 40 minutes til kittycat dinner
heat dome will really have you grateful for the stupidest things. saying shit like “only 80 degrees and sunny at 8am this morning?? i’ll just run outside instead of the gym!” but also genuinely life can be so beautiful
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
heat dome will really have you grateful for the stupidest things. saying shit like “only 80 degrees and sunny at 8am this morning?? i’ll just run outside instead of the gym!” but also genuinely life can be so beautiful
unfortunately, i keep getting away with it, so my deep latent desire to someday buzz it all off for kicks is postponed yet again
May 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
unfortunately, i keep getting away with it, so my deep latent desire to someday buzz it all off for kicks is postponed yet again
i’m king of beautiful home cooked dinners btw. if u care
May 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
i’m king of beautiful home cooked dinners btw. if u care
anyway. gardenposting
May 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
anyway. gardenposting
story in two parts
May 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
story in two parts
me every waking minute since leaving the day6 concert if i’m being honest
![badly edited four panel comic of the “i’m feeling real low” meme. reads as follows:
panel one: a person lays on a couch with hands folded over their torso, lamenting to the tv behind them. “oh, [YOUNG K], i’m just feeling real low.”
panel two: the figure on the tv screen, in this case young k from the band DAY6, says “I can [DANCE DANCE TONIGHT]”
panel three: the person lays on the couch, staring blankly at the ceiling.
panel four: the person raises themself up onto their elbows, looking at the screen behind them with an expression that seems mildly impressed, and says “oh shit, for real?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fgrxnwhdiwxl7popdqhrta5t/bafkreihrt5mmscpegzg7py5mkzmqxz7rvblrvnppd3zykbpykjvzlrezhm@jpeg)
April 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
me every waking minute since leaving the day6 concert if i’m being honest
Also what’s up everybody i started my day by crying before 10am about the central park balto statue
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Also what’s up everybody i started my day by crying before 10am about the central park balto statue
the epic highs and lows
April 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
the epic highs and lows
taken one (1) second apart
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
taken one (1) second apart
one sort of fun journey i’m on recently is learning for the first time at age 30 that putting literally any product into my wet hair and blow drying it makes me a fundamentally different human being
March 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
one sort of fun journey i’m on recently is learning for the first time at age 30 that putting literally any product into my wet hair and blow drying it makes me a fundamentally different human being