Sojiro Sakura
coffeedadsojiro.bsky.social
Sojiro Sakura
@coffeedadsojiro.bsky.social
Godslayer, Coffee Shop Owner and Proud Dad

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🌏 *sips tea*

Sometimes it’s nice to have a day off.
October 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Replace Ann with Sumire and this list is GOLDEN
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Hmm…
September 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Look at this crabby boy.
August 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
🌏 *holding a golden retriever puppy*

You don’t say.
August 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🌏 To whoever said “The earth is flat.”

I hope your card declines at the store.
August 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Look at this Astra Cat
The dubious little creature
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August 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
*interested*
Top 10 Fighting game charachters I think are couples.
July 20, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yknow, I can forgive these tourists if

A. They weren’t so entitled

B. They respected the customs of Japan.

And C. And this is a very specific one.

Didn’t call my daughter heinous things due to her dyed hair.
July 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who would like to hold the mousetaba?
July 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🌏…weird, why did Toshiya say to meet up here?
July 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
July 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well that could come at handy at home.
Next up we have an instant coffee make that comes with multiple flavors pre-installed!

Followed up by an original Ichiryusai Madarame painting known as “Summer.”
July 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
@trackstarking.bsky.social yo Ryuji you got a minute?
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Have you ever wanted to adopt a child that isn’t yours?

I have.
June 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
…I miss Wakaba.
June 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Me every six months
June 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Welcome to Leblanc.

Every day is something different.
May 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Look at him.

Look at this lad.
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May 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
May 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM