Bryant Long
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Bryant Long
@coffeecondor.bsky.social
He/Him
Beautiful Baker Boy
I wanted to be Xena so bad when I was a kid! I had a folding frisbee ring I would try to ricochet off of any surface because her chakram was so cool (I ended up tying a long shoelace to it to make myself feel better about not being able to do it)
September 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm also doing a tos rewatch but re-run style. I wish I could post gifs because Spock is a little Vulcan slut and the screenshots don't do these interactions justice!
December 31, 2023 at 2:57 AM
I made my partner a little fruit basket for Christmas!
December 29, 2023 at 8:33 PM
I'm sorry
December 28, 2023 at 12:39 AM
DS9 is the only series brave enough in recent memory to go there
December 20, 2023 at 10:01 PM
I would also like to speak out on the complete COWARDICE of not having more shirtless and bare shouldered male officers
December 20, 2023 at 9:55 PM
This is the last one, I *promise*
December 19, 2023 at 4:15 PM
I'm sorry I had to make a better one
December 19, 2023 at 4:35 AM
December 19, 2023 at 4:14 AM
December 13, 2023 at 8:10 PM
December 2, 2023 at 1:03 AM
Flying dog (my hometown brewery) even has old bay beer and a separately licensed old bay vodka
December 2, 2023 at 1:03 AM
November 30, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Every day I wake up and they're just here! Non stop meow vibes
November 29, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Meow vibes
November 29, 2023 at 12:02 AM
These cuts are DEEP
November 28, 2023 at 3:17 AM
November 27, 2023 at 7:11 PM
November 17, 2023 at 2:57 AM
I've had to quit coffee for anxiety reasons but there hasn't been a day where I don't miss the ritual! I hope you're able to enjoy it for yourself soon
September 2, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I'm good at what I do(less good at photos, the first three are also from the advertising dept.)!
August 19, 2023 at 3:36 PM
More things! (Photo quality is different for the first three because these were taken by the advertising dept.)
August 19, 2023 at 3:27 PM
More stuff! I love to bake! Let me bake for you!

*You fucking know I'm under an nda
August 19, 2023 at 2:46 PM
I miss baking, I'm really good at it but my last few places (Certified Master Chef* outfit and Hershey PA's no. 1 independent brewery) absolutely burned me out and I allowed myself to be abused and overworked because that's what was expected of me. I'm more than that!
August 19, 2023 at 2:19 PM
On the up side, I have a lot of cats
July 27, 2023 at 12:09 AM
Hello look at some art I drew in preschool
July 26, 2023 at 11:49 PM