Coffee4Joe
@coffee4joe.bsky.social
I took the feet meme too far so just owned it
Eating a crunch wrap but to Sabrina Carpenter lyrics
Do you want the house tour (I tell it before inhaling it)
I can take you to the first floor (ate it)
Second floor (hits my stomach like a cement brick)
Third floor (I'm fighting for my life on the toilet)
Do you want the house tour (I tell it before inhaling it)
I can take you to the first floor (ate it)
Second floor (hits my stomach like a cement brick)
Third floor (I'm fighting for my life on the toilet)
September 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Eating a crunch wrap but to Sabrina Carpenter lyrics
Do you want the house tour (I tell it before inhaling it)
I can take you to the first floor (ate it)
Second floor (hits my stomach like a cement brick)
Third floor (I'm fighting for my life on the toilet)
Do you want the house tour (I tell it before inhaling it)
I can take you to the first floor (ate it)
Second floor (hits my stomach like a cement brick)
Third floor (I'm fighting for my life on the toilet)
I deleted twitter. r.i.p to the birthplace of this username. 2009 was such a wild time
March 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I deleted twitter. r.i.p to the birthplace of this username. 2009 was such a wild time
I feel stuck in the purgatory
January 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I feel stuck in the purgatory
Americans will teach themselves Chinese to use an app before they will learn metric is hilarious
January 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Americans will teach themselves Chinese to use an app before they will learn metric is hilarious
So the Rednote/Xiaohongshu CEO makes a video to welcome TikTok users and give them tips about the app. Meanwhile Musk and Zuck are acting like the dumbest incels not giving two fucks about their users.
January 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
So the Rednote/Xiaohongshu CEO makes a video to welcome TikTok users and give them tips about the app. Meanwhile Musk and Zuck are acting like the dumbest incels not giving two fucks about their users.
With TikTok shutting down. I might just go back to myspace. Metas algorithms are dog shit
January 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
With TikTok shutting down. I might just go back to myspace. Metas algorithms are dog shit
I want to vanish and become unreachable, Then no I don't because I made so much progress coming back and being social
January 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I want to vanish and become unreachable, Then no I don't because I made so much progress coming back and being social
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
January 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
It's going to be hilarious that the next big hack will be because some red state official ran something like PornhubUnblocker.exe
January 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
It's going to be hilarious that the next big hack will be because some red state official ran something like PornhubUnblocker.exe
I still don't know how to explain manic episodes so just hope people stick thru it
January 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I still don't know how to explain manic episodes so just hope people stick thru it
That feeling at night time when you are trying to blindly find the corner of blanket to cover up and frantically reach about. Is how I feel about life knowing my best friends are gone.
January 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That feeling at night time when you are trying to blindly find the corner of blanket to cover up and frantically reach about. Is how I feel about life knowing my best friends are gone.
A lot of you post like you haven't given yourself a buzz cut in a bathtub
December 31, 2024 at 12:06 PM
A lot of you post like you haven't given yourself a buzz cut in a bathtub
The world does odd stuff
December 31, 2024 at 2:51 AM
The world does odd stuff
Happy Discount Candy Day to those that celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Happy Discount Candy Day to those that celebrate
My favorite Christmas movie is on NBC right now. It's a wonderful life
December 25, 2024 at 1:40 AM
My favorite Christmas movie is on NBC right now. It's a wonderful life
The only stable friend, there for me the last 16years has been a dog always by my side
December 24, 2024 at 4:27 AM
The only stable friend, there for me the last 16years has been a dog always by my side
After being in the negatives to it finally warming up to double digits (14°F).
Feels like speedo weather.
Feels like speedo weather.
December 23, 2024 at 7:23 PM
After being in the negatives to it finally warming up to double digits (14°F).
Feels like speedo weather.
Feels like speedo weather.
no one never searched for me or outreached to find me. I was always the one that did the outreach to communicate.
December 14, 2024 at 3:07 AM
no one never searched for me or outreached to find me. I was always the one that did the outreach to communicate.
"the Joe I knew never questioned what others thought"
Why did I start questioning things
Why did I start questioning things
December 4, 2024 at 3:54 AM
"the Joe I knew never questioned what others thought"
Why did I start questioning things
Why did I start questioning things
I tried really hard to become the social butterfly lore everyone thought I was. But I do love the lore. I take it in as news too like I did that ??
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I tried really hard to become the social butterfly lore everyone thought I was. But I do love the lore. I take it in as news too like I did that ??
I love the videos of Jeep drivers trying to drive like Subaru drivers in snow storms
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I love the videos of Jeep drivers trying to drive like Subaru drivers in snow storms
The best part of a new platform is new people discover that I really am feral
November 28, 2024 at 4:36 AM
The best part of a new platform is new people discover that I really am feral
I've left a lot of discords I'm in these few weeks. Why the fuck should I stick around miserable places
November 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I've left a lot of discords I'm in these few weeks. Why the fuck should I stick around miserable places