Cody
@codydarkstalker.bsky.social
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2 Time winner Divorcee of The Year
2 Time winner Divorcee of The Year
Who among us has not Acted Up While Ovulating, ya know?
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Who among us has not Acted Up While Ovulating, ya know?
Every time a man pays me to tell him he's not allowed to jerk off, an angel gets it's wings
October 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Every time a man pays me to tell him he's not allowed to jerk off, an angel gets it's wings
I've been single less than a month and it turns out I am an "eats ass on the second date" kind of girl. And my idea of a date is pretty loose
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've been single less than a month and it turns out I am an "eats ass on the second date" kind of girl. And my idea of a date is pretty loose
I'm like St Augustine "Lord, make me not a Dumb Slut...But Not Yet"
I deserved both lectures I let that man hit it raw
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm like St Augustine "Lord, make me not a Dumb Slut...But Not Yet"
I'm having the best rebound ever actually
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I'm having the best rebound ever actually
Make Alex Release The Cheeto Pics
I have SO MANY PHOTOS I have not yet done post on — including at least one set of @codydarkstalker.bsky.social's feet bathed in Cheeto dust — and I am considering doing a big pre-order for a short-run book of my miscellaneous fun sexy weirdo stuff.
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Make Alex Release The Cheeto Pics
Learning Adult Communication, Being Rewarded With Dick
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Learning Adult Communication, Being Rewarded With Dick
Not sure what's worse at my big age, getting a safe sex lecture from my friends or getting a "don't be a dumb bitch while rebounding" lecture from them
October 26, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Not sure what's worse at my big age, getting a safe sex lecture from my friends or getting a "don't be a dumb bitch while rebounding" lecture from them
Begging for dick is fine actually I don't even care anymore, I am letting the ocean wash over me and cleanse me of feeling bad about anything
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Begging for dick is fine actually I don't even care anymore, I am letting the ocean wash over me and cleanse me of feeling bad about anything
I used to have dignity and now I am texting a man three times a day casually reminding him he could put a fresh load in me any time he wants
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I used to have dignity and now I am texting a man three times a day casually reminding him he could put a fresh load in me any time he wants
I literally can't remember the last time I was this horny, divorce sex broke my brain. I'm never gonna be normal again
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I literally can't remember the last time I was this horny, divorce sex broke my brain. I'm never gonna be normal again
"So what's being divorced like?"
"I'm literally so horny I can't think straight today."
so there's that
"I'm literally so horny I can't think straight today."
so there's that
October 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
"So what's being divorced like?"
"I'm literally so horny I can't think straight today."
so there's that
"I'm literally so horny I can't think straight today."
so there's that
Getting divorced makes Country music so phenomenally good it's kinda all worth it
October 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Getting divorced makes Country music so phenomenally good it's kinda all worth it
My ex husband would be soooo mad if he knew what I was getting up to
October 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
My ex husband would be soooo mad if he knew what I was getting up to
You spend a few years wearing an actual collar and then when it comes off you get to run around like a feral dog
October 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
You spend a few years wearing an actual collar and then when it comes off you get to run around like a feral dog
Being divorced is cool, I've been getting little presents and fucking men in their 40s
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Being divorced is cool, I've been getting little presents and fucking men in their 40s
what do you wear on a date to a bath house
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
what do you wear on a date to a bath house
Doing Divorce Stuff and it's so tedious and boring and I hate every second of it, omg
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Doing Divorce Stuff and it's so tedious and boring and I hate every second of it, omg
So like what if I get divorced and move across the country and get my own bank account for the first time ever
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
So like what if I get divorced and move across the country and get my own bank account for the first time ever
Reposted by Cody
warm up to start the day off with portrait of oomf @codydarkstalker.bsky.social
June 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
warm up to start the day off with portrait of oomf @codydarkstalker.bsky.social
Finally watched The Goonies and it sucks???
May 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Finally watched The Goonies and it sucks???
Does this shit not have bookmarks yet??
May 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Does this shit not have bookmarks yet??
Making every wannabe Catholic who doesn't understand what Vatican 2 was eat glass will heal me. I know it.
April 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Making every wannabe Catholic who doesn't understand what Vatican 2 was eat glass will heal me. I know it.