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Cody Can’t Die
@codycantdie.bsky.social
Filthy hipster who enjoys retro gaming, going to the gym, Midwest Emo, and eating food.
Me: “Nah it’s okay”

Narrator: “They were devastated.”
March 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Don't judge yourself too early in the process.

Great things take time.
February 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Yugi Muto had immaculate drip.
February 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I’m sorry, NINE THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED NINTY NINE ATTACK? In game with TWENTY life points!?
February 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Did any other millennials have a dad who thought random stuff in the house got stollen? Like if he couldn’t find the TV remote he’d angrily say “Well someone must’ve stole it!” And he like actually believed it. He actually believed someone came into your house and just stole the TV remote. Anyone???
February 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My favorite leg day exercise is complaining about squats while I rest between squats.
February 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Daily affirmation:
The only person better than me is the me that is in my future.
February 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Absolute SCORE for the Dragon Ball Z collection.
January 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar??
January 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Being a lifelong Final Fantasy VII fan feels like living a dream scenario that most gamers will never get. So many gamer wish for the day their favorite 90s/2000s game gets a $100M+, 4K, 120FPS remake. But FFVII fans don’t have to wish. We got it, and there’s still one more disc on the way!
January 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth comes out on PC on my birthday, and you can’t convince me that Square Enix didnt do that just for me.
January 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Built my first gaming PC. Her name is Mirei.
January 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Some Whiney Guy Whose Voice Still Cracks: *sings a song about some girl who broke up with him in high school probably*

Me: "I love this song. This is such a good song."
January 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
December 4, 2024 at 12:53 AM
December 1, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Lakeside, peanut butter chocolate cake and strawberry milk.
December 1, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Stalker 2 all night tonight.
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I need my work day to end as quickly as possible.
November 29, 2024 at 12:47 PM
The grind never stops.
November 28, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Absolute cinema.
November 22, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Unlocked the secret Mew card in Pokemon TCG Pocket today!
November 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Crushed another workout. Time to go home and learn some C#!
November 20, 2024 at 8:52 PM
How the hell did Astro Bot and Balatro get nominated for Game of the Year!? How the hell did Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and Space Marine 2 get passed up for Balatro and Astro Bot!?!? AND ONE OF THE OTHER NOMINEES IS JUST A DLC!?!?!?

The Game Awards are a joke.
November 18, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Forgot to grab my headphones for the the gym. God really does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
November 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Finally made it to Heavensward in #FFXIV
November 16, 2024 at 4:40 PM