𝗖𝗼𝗼𝗹 𝗞𝗶𝗱, 𝗖𝗼𝗱𝘆
@codyasalways.bsky.social
♫ Not affliated with 90% studios or Cool Kid Cody.
(Huge thanks for the Mini CKC account for help with certain aspects of the profile!)
(Huge thanks for the Mini CKC account for help with certain aspects of the profile!)
THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE! And they ARE real!
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
THAT'S NOT EVEN TRUE! And they ARE real!
Not how that works, dawg!
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Not how that works, dawg!
Hmm, well, I guess? I still need to put my good dino outfit to good use, tho... And Peebs will probably kill me if I tried it on him again.
July 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hmm, well, I guess? I still need to put my good dino outfit to good use, tho... And Peebs will probably kill me if I tried it on him again.
Actually, gettin' in a deep sleep is amazing, maybe I could put you in a dino outfit like I did Peter!
July 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Actually, gettin' in a deep sleep is amazing, maybe I could put you in a dino outfit like I did Peter!
" ... "
[Plotting to dress Peter up in a dino costume.]
" Oh, well, I might have an idea! "
[Plotting to dress Peter up in a dino costume.]
" Oh, well, I might have an idea! "
July 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
" ... "
[Plotting to dress Peter up in a dino costume.]
" Oh, well, I might have an idea! "
[Plotting to dress Peter up in a dino costume.]
" Oh, well, I might have an idea! "
" D-DINOSSAURS DON'T EXIST?! "
" I can't believe they'd LIE to me... "
" I can't believe they'd LIE to me... "
July 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
" D-DINOSSAURS DON'T EXIST?! "
" I can't believe they'd LIE to me... "
" I can't believe they'd LIE to me... "
[Cody genuinely freezes... He seems to sniffle.]
[... He's starting to cry at the fact dinossaurs don't exist!]
[... He's starting to cry at the fact dinossaurs don't exist!]
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
[Cody genuinely freezes... He seems to sniffle.]
[... He's starting to cry at the fact dinossaurs don't exist!]
[... He's starting to cry at the fact dinossaurs don't exist!]
" Uh, no? I just watched Jurassic Park! "
" And the movies never LIE! Unlike the books! "
" And the movies never LIE! Unlike the books! "
July 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
" Uh, no? I just watched Jurassic Park! "
" And the movies never LIE! Unlike the books! "
" And the movies never LIE! Unlike the books! "
" Lameee! You should like.. "
" Do something absolutely risky and insanely rad! Like use an orbital strike remote to evaporize your enemy! "
" Do something absolutely risky and insanely rad! Like use an orbital strike remote to evaporize your enemy! "
July 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
" Lameee! You should like.. "
" Do something absolutely risky and insanely rad! Like use an orbital strike remote to evaporize your enemy! "
" Do something absolutely risky and insanely rad! Like use an orbital strike remote to evaporize your enemy! "
" No, you stink! "
July 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
" No, you stink! "
" I want a dinossaur for christmas. "
July 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
" I want a dinossaur for christmas. "
" Sup, Bi! Get it? It sounds like bee? "
[Someone oughta smack him...]
" Can that STUPID text stop insulting me?! Damn, either way... I'm kinda of a big deal! With an alias so cool, it could have a game named after me! "
[... Not gonna say anything.]
" You don't gotta fly, lil dude. "
[Someone oughta smack him...]
" Can that STUPID text stop insulting me?! Damn, either way... I'm kinda of a big deal! With an alias so cool, it could have a game named after me! "
[... Not gonna say anything.]
" You don't gotta fly, lil dude. "
June 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
" Sup, Bi! Get it? It sounds like bee? "
[Someone oughta smack him...]
" Can that STUPID text stop insulting me?! Damn, either way... I'm kinda of a big deal! With an alias so cool, it could have a game named after me! "
[... Not gonna say anything.]
" You don't gotta fly, lil dude. "
[Someone oughta smack him...]
" Can that STUPID text stop insulting me?! Damn, either way... I'm kinda of a big deal! With an alias so cool, it could have a game named after me! "
[... Not gonna say anything.]
" You don't gotta fly, lil dude. "
" Thanks! Names Cool- "
[Cody pauses and seems to be deep in thought.]
" Just call me Cody, you new here or something? Bit late to the party, homebee. "
[Another bee pun... He's too full of himself.]
[Cody pauses and seems to be deep in thought.]
" Just call me Cody, you new here or something? Bit late to the party, homebee. "
[Another bee pun... He's too full of himself.]
June 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
" Thanks! Names Cool- "
[Cody pauses and seems to be deep in thought.]
" Just call me Cody, you new here or something? Bit late to the party, homebee. "
[Another bee pun... He's too full of himself.]
[Cody pauses and seems to be deep in thought.]
" Just call me Cody, you new here or something? Bit late to the party, homebee. "
[Another bee pun... He's too full of himself.]
[Cody's clearly not gonna be the one to question this bees appearence.]
[He seems quiet for a while.]
" Whats... "
[He's trying to find a good bee joke.]
" Whats buzzing! "
[He seems quiet for a while.]
" Whats... "
[He's trying to find a good bee joke.]
" Whats buzzing! "
June 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
[Cody's clearly not gonna be the one to question this bees appearence.]
[He seems quiet for a while.]
" Whats... "
[He's trying to find a good bee joke.]
" Whats buzzing! "
[He seems quiet for a while.]
" Whats... "
[He's trying to find a good bee joke.]
" Whats buzzing! "
[Cody flinches a bit at the light punch like a wuss.]
" Jeez, you started to get more violent! "
[He smiles confidently, giving Peter a few taps in the head before starting to prepare to the date.]
" Alrighty, Petey Boi! It's a date! And a nice one, trust me! "
" Jeez, you started to get more violent! "
[He smiles confidently, giving Peter a few taps in the head before starting to prepare to the date.]
" Alrighty, Petey Boi! It's a date! And a nice one, trust me! "
June 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
[Cody flinches a bit at the light punch like a wuss.]
" Jeez, you started to get more violent! "
[He smiles confidently, giving Peter a few taps in the head before starting to prepare to the date.]
" Alrighty, Petey Boi! It's a date! And a nice one, trust me! "
" Jeez, you started to get more violent! "
[He smiles confidently, giving Peter a few taps in the head before starting to prepare to the date.]
" Alrighty, Petey Boi! It's a date! And a nice one, trust me! "
" You know I'm just messin' around, Petey! Sure, at Lil Greaserz? The place surely has some stuff you'll like. "
[Cody chuckles awkwardly, slowly stepping on the paper ball that hit him with revengeful spirit.]
" What do ya think? Or does my house sound fine? Bring your own pajamas! "
[Cody chuckles awkwardly, slowly stepping on the paper ball that hit him with revengeful spirit.]
" What do ya think? Or does my house sound fine? Bring your own pajamas! "
June 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
" You know I'm just messin' around, Petey! Sure, at Lil Greaserz? The place surely has some stuff you'll like. "
[Cody chuckles awkwardly, slowly stepping on the paper ball that hit him with revengeful spirit.]
" What do ya think? Or does my house sound fine? Bring your own pajamas! "
[Cody chuckles awkwardly, slowly stepping on the paper ball that hit him with revengeful spirit.]
" What do ya think? Or does my house sound fine? Bring your own pajamas! "
" Oh, uh! Hey there, Pizza Bub! Didn't expect for you to come around... "
[Cody gets hit by his reflecting paperball, jumping a little.]
" Uh, yeah! Maybe we should! I kind of forgot about it, between friends date, right? "
[Cody gets hit by his reflecting paperball, jumping a little.]
" Uh, yeah! Maybe we should! I kind of forgot about it, between friends date, right? "
June 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
" Oh, uh! Hey there, Pizza Bub! Didn't expect for you to come around... "
[Cody gets hit by his reflecting paperball, jumping a little.]
" Uh, yeah! Maybe we should! I kind of forgot about it, between friends date, right? "
[Cody gets hit by his reflecting paperball, jumping a little.]
" Uh, yeah! Maybe we should! I kind of forgot about it, between friends date, right? "
[Cody seems bored out of his mind, throwing paper balls into the wall.]
June 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[Cody seems bored out of his mind, throwing paper balls into the wall.]
" Uh, dude... If you wanna sing some tunes, go to a kareoke or something! "
June 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
" Uh, dude... If you wanna sing some tunes, go to a kareoke or something! "
" My shit lookin' gross, I look poor... "
[Cody is extra self-conscious for three seconds.]
" I guess it doesn't matter since I'm awesomely average! Poor or not! "
[Cody is extra self-conscious for three seconds.]
" I guess it doesn't matter since I'm awesomely average! Poor or not! "
June 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
" My shit lookin' gross, I look poor... "
[Cody is extra self-conscious for three seconds.]
" I guess it doesn't matter since I'm awesomely average! Poor or not! "
[Cody is extra self-conscious for three seconds.]
" I guess it doesn't matter since I'm awesomely average! Poor or not! "
// stolen by the stealer
June 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
// stolen by the stealer
" AHH! JESUS CHRIST DUDE! "
June 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
" AHH! JESUS CHRIST DUDE! "
" I kicked your exes ass, then I saved Hella City like the badass hero I am! "
" Besides, wings are so last millenium! Well, and also given the fact Chill Haven was destroyed, they're really gone. "
" Besides, wings are so last millenium! Well, and also given the fact Chill Haven was destroyed, they're really gone. "
June 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
" I kicked your exes ass, then I saved Hella City like the badass hero I am! "
" Besides, wings are so last millenium! Well, and also given the fact Chill Haven was destroyed, they're really gone. "
" Besides, wings are so last millenium! Well, and also given the fact Chill Haven was destroyed, they're really gone. "
" THAT WAS YOU?! I mean, I don't think I even saw it, but that's because my entire damn vision and consciousness were gone! "
" But... That's sweet, Peebs. It really is! "
" Ya'nno what? Maybe we should go on a date, get your most rad fit and it's on! "
" But... That's sweet, Peebs. It really is! "
" Ya'nno what? Maybe we should go on a date, get your most rad fit and it's on! "
June 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
" THAT WAS YOU?! I mean, I don't think I even saw it, but that's because my entire damn vision and consciousness were gone! "
" But... That's sweet, Peebs. It really is! "
" Ya'nno what? Maybe we should go on a date, get your most rad fit and it's on! "
" But... That's sweet, Peebs. It really is! "
" Ya'nno what? Maybe we should go on a date, get your most rad fit and it's on! "
" You know I would blame myself for all of my life if you *did* die! And besides, what kind of friend would I be if I did let that happen? "
" ... About the skateboard breaking that was the most horrible experience I've probably had, felt like I was going to get erased any second... "
" ... About the skateboard breaking that was the most horrible experience I've probably had, felt like I was going to get erased any second... "
June 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
" You know I would blame myself for all of my life if you *did* die! And besides, what kind of friend would I be if I did let that happen? "
" ... About the skateboard breaking that was the most horrible experience I've probably had, felt like I was going to get erased any second... "
" ... About the skateboard breaking that was the most horrible experience I've probably had, felt like I was going to get erased any second... "